Eddie Hearn planned for all of this

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by MarkusFlorez99, Apr 7, 2022.

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Is Eddie Hearn evil ?

Poll closed Jan 1, 2025.
  1. Yes

    40.9%
  2. No

    59.1%
  1. dawz84

    dawz84 Member Full Member

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    Aged... you make it sound like there's a massive age gap, Joshua is 33 this year and Usyk 35.
     
  2. theXshape

    theXshape Active Member Full Member

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    Of course. He's probably the one who told Poutine Ukraine was ripe for the taking and the time is now. Hear is behind everything, it is known.
     
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  3. sasto

    sasto Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Eddie called his old pal Volodya and said he had "a hypejob who can't be trained" but Putin heard him ask for "a hit job on Ukraine" and that's how this whole thing started.
     
  4. miniq

    miniq AJ IS A BODYBUILDING BUM Full Member

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    WOW

    LOL
     
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  5. The Clan

    The Clan Well-Known Member Full Member

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    well, I’ve seen some contrived theories that’d make a contortionist wince but as getting your excuses in early goes this one’s a brarmer
     
  6. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    A remix is in order:

    In Dallas they blamed Oswald,
    For killing Kennedy,
    But wise folks here know better,
    The shooter was Eddie,

    When faking moon landings,
    Some crazies blame Kubrick,
    Still wise folks here know better,
    They blame the Matchroom *****,

    If billy jo tests positive,
    And blames a nasal spray,
    Well wise folks here know better,
    Blame Hearn you'll hear them bray,

    Coronavirus laid us low,
    Some fools think nature's work,
    Yet wise folks here know better,
    Twas Eddie Hearn the jerk,

    War has come to the Ukraine,
    The naive ones blame Vlad,
    But wiser heads are all clued in,
    The culprit's Barry's lad,

    So pick any conspiracy,
    And soon you'll likely learn,
    That wise folks here will claim it is,
    The work of Eddie Hearn,
     
  7. MarkusFlorez99

    MarkusFlorez99 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It was all according to his design, all of it led up this, just so Joshua could get by Usyk. Diabolical

    He's an evil man

    I wouldn't even be suprised if Eddie Hearn was a sith lord at this point
     
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  8. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    'Strike him down and I will exercise the rematch clause (and associated options on subsequent fights see paragraph 6B section 4) and make more money than you could possibly imagine!
     
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  9. Wizbit1013

    Wizbit1013 Drama go, and don't come back Full Member

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    Don King says hi