Prime Foreman, Mike Tyson, Vitali, Fury, and Primo Carnera vs a male Silverback Gorilla

Rules? Can the men show up armed? If so, with what? Can we bring James Figg with his cudgel into the mix?

 

My answer is still the same......
Gorilla obliterates

 

I need background information. Is this Gorilla on Boxrec? Has the Gorilla ever seen an elephant stampede? If so, can we bring a device to play the sounds of a huge elephant stampede in the background? He may run out of the ring then. Can we have Richard Steele as the referee?

 

Can they pull it off?

Bit rude.

 

LOL, I never read it that way. Now it seems it is the ONLY way it can be read. Primate business. Threads need to now be rated, this one is R + at the very least.

 

Ah, You forgot to mention the shark that Mike Tyson eventually took on that was televised. Lol.

 

Ah no that is not true.
Look it up-a few times stronger yes.
Stronger than even the most genetically blessed steroid monster, yes.
Not even a dozen times.
If it was "hundreds" you would have to believe they could do 100's of thousands of pounds in lifts, which is exponentially more insane.
They could not for example bench press over or near one ton, even if you could get them to try it.

But of course even before considering teeth & claw they are far stronger & potentially more dangerous than any unarmed man.

 

Haha - and I thought Fonzy in his leather jacket, swim shorts on water skis was cool for merely jumping the shark - trying to infuse new life back into Happy Days - gee, it was cringey even back then.

As to Gorillas, atop their multiplied human strength they fight dirty and are not above throwing their sh*t at you. It’s always the ones that don’t actually need it who pull out all the nasty tricks. Lose-lose.

 

As a team?

 

Has there ever been film, or a report of a Gorilla in a fight with another animal?
On the subject, outside of Carnera, the only one I would imagine that would give it a try is Fury.

 

To be fair, the gorilla must wear a mouthpiece in this matchup so his bite advantage is diminished.

 

It doesn't matter , without some type of weapon, any 3 men including those 3 would be ripped in half by a full grown Silver back Gorilla.
Hell , a full grown chimpanzee does the same thing. No contest.
And that's without using any teeth.

 

I want Tyson swapped with Valuev. The humans also need a gorilla to even up the odds.

 

Add in Golota for a special Kamikaze nutshot attack and I think they have a chance.