If Mike Tyson was sent back to Oct 1962, what insult would champion Sonny Liston say to Tyson?

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  1. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    If Mike Tyson was sent back to Oct Oct 1962, what insult would champion Sonny Liston say to Tyson? This would be the Tyson from 1988 after he destroyed Michael Spinks.
     
  2. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    I will start it off, Sonny would take a look at Mike, then say something like, President Kennedy Is Worried about the Russian Bombs In Cuba, But If I Fight That Midget With A Gold Tooth Who Talks Funny, He Will Feel One Of My Nuclear Bombs When I Hit Him.
     
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  3. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    Think I'm worried about that little, short assed punk.? With his squeaky voice!?
    Naa man.
    Im gonna show him he's in the big boys league now!
     
  4. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    Fergy, I could imagine Sonny saying that to Mike, Lol.
     
  5. Stiches Yarn

    Stiches Yarn Active Member Full Member

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    " we have a Lot of guys out there today who should be locked out for impersonating a fighter.
    Especially the ones that say they are as ferocious, as mean, as scary as i am, that they comes from my cloth. And this HGH golem version of Floyd patterson is one of them."
     
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  6. RulesMakeItInteresting

    RulesMakeItInteresting Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    That might happen!

    Sonny might also consider Mike to be just a little girl compared to him and his even more dastardly reputation.
     
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  7. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    He'd probably imitate his voice and call him a few.. Aaaah shall we say names insulting his choice of a partner.. Lol.
    But then again Tyson would hit right back, saying '' then kiss me you big ****** ''

    It would definitely get close to the bone between those two. Lol.
     
  8. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    But would sonny be as decent to him, if they were actually fighting, CT?
     
  9. ikrasevic

    ikrasevic War for Souls Full Member

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    Sonny Liston would say to Mike Tyson:"what you are is fast."
    I don't think such a "speedkills philosophy" was seen in 1962.
     
  10. Barrf

    Barrf Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I hadn't considered a scenario like this before, where you have them meet beforehand at a press event. Given Tyson's knowledge of boxing history and old fights, he wouldn't do whatever it is that would be wanted for promotion, but would instead be excited to meet a hero of his. It would take the opponent off guard for sure.

    A minute or so into their fight though, Liston would be wondering who the HELL this guy is. Why does this dude fight like Patterson?
     
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  11. Flash24

    Flash24 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Sonny was a man of few words. Especially in the public. But that stare, that reputation, and that skill set and power would do all the work for him.
    Tyson would know this because he is a student of boxing and admired Liston.
    This in my opinion is where Liston beats Tyson. Either he rushes Liston and runs into something trying to prove he wasn't afraid.
    Or he becomes to complacent, to hesitate, and allows Liston to work off his jab.
    Tysons mind would be his biggest enemy against a man like Liston.
    Liston's aura would Throw him off.
    If theirs was smack talking it probably would come from Tyson.
     
  12. Barrf

    Barrf Boxing Addict Full Member

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    So in your version, we're having '88 Tyson, with the full knowledge of boxing history and old fights possessed by '88 Tyson, go up against Sonny Liston, with Liston having no knowledge of Tyson?

    That's giving Tyson a huge advantage. First, because of Tyson's knowledge itself. He's probably seen every round of Liston on film that there is multiple times, has memories of sitting there with Cus analyzing Liston's style. Second, because nobody would expect Tyson's speed. His power and chin would be a fair guess based off his build, but nobody would expect a stocky guy like that be as fast as Patterson.

    Given these two advantages, I think Tyson wins quickly via stoppage. He has these two advantages in any time-machine fight set up like this, so he's my dark horse for these setups.
     
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  13. Reinhardt

    Reinhardt Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    This,,,,,one grunt and look from Liston would do a number on Tyson
     
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  14. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    And I believe Sonny Liston could not stand Cus D Amato because of the things that he warned Floyd Patterson about fighting Sonny.
     
  15. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    I do have to agree, that cold stare that must have frightened other inmates in the prison yard.