You have a dream that you are in the ring with Sonny Liston of 1960.

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  1. FastLeft

    FastLeft Well-Known Member Full Member

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    is weird dream where my arms is 10 foot long and I am 25 foot tall.
    i crush the Liston
     
  2. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    That's it, perfect form and strategy. Lol.
     
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  3. Fergy

    Fergy Walking Dead Full Member

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    I'd rather not experience it, Richard!
    Lol
     
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  4. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT banned Full Member

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    Ha! I forgot about Naughty Polly The Parrot.

    She spent sometime in rehab - not voluntarily, it was an intervention because we care. But, she’s out now, allegedly clean and sober.

    Who knows, an extreme fear of birds might’ve been Sonny’s Achilles heel.

    As long as Naughty Polly doesn’t fall off her perch and go snorting, drinking, chasing and nailing exotic plumage the night before the fight - I might have a shot.

    Even in my dreams I can’t control what Naught Polly chooses to do. She is very much her own bird and a crazy bird at that.
     
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  5. RulesMakeItInteresting

    RulesMakeItInteresting Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It's a really short dream, and when I wake up I feel like I won the sprint Olympics.
     
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  6. Kid Bacon

    Kid Bacon All-Time-Fat Full Member

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    It is easy:

    Since it is a dream, I can dream my name is Cassius Clay.
     
  7. BitPlayerVesti

    BitPlayerVesti Boxing Drunkie Full Member

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    This thread puts a whole new meaning on "dream fight".
     
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  8. billyb71

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    I dreamed it. After 4 seconds I faded to black.
     
  9. Pugguy

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    I was in hospital one time and given Endone (Oxycodone) for the pain.

    The nurse who was attractive at any rate looked like the most gorgeous, caring, gentle and loving woman in the world - omg, I loved that stuff. More please sir!

    Imagine if instead I saw Sonny Liston in a long haired wig (think Flip Wilson as Geraldine, now there’s a coincidence) dressed as a female nurse proffering a bed pan to me commanding “Take a dump or I’ll kill you.”

    Jesus, that’s what I’d call a bad trip. See patient, a** hanging out of gown, running to window and jumping out.
     
  10. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    Maybe it was Sonny's wife Geraldine. If Liston had ordered me to take a dump, I would have said, How Much, then ran for dear life. Lol.
     
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  11. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    Glad to hear Naughty Polly The Parrot is doing well, we have not seen her since the bogus long count alleged by none other than Mike Tyson on Feb 11 1990, when Polly fell face first off of her perch after a wild night. Lol.
     
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  12. Richard M Murrieta

    Richard M Murrieta Now Deceased 2/4/25 Full Member

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    Do your best Ernie Terrell imitation, Sonny Liston did not want to fight Terrell because he said, Terrell Hugs More Than I Hug My Wife. Lol.
     
  13. DavidC77

    DavidC77 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    I'd soil the sheets.
     
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  14. Pugguy

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    Well they say when a couple are together long enough they begin to look like each other.

    When there’s a difference in the quality of looks between husband and wife, someone’s gonna come out on the short end of that deal. - maybe Sonny and Geraldine were on par in the looks dept. - so it’s a break even deal.

    The nightmare could still get worse too Rich, Nurse Sonny with those oversized mitts might be there to perform a compulsory proctology exam. The dream always ends the same….running for the window and jumping….
     
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  15. janitor

    janitor VIP Member

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    What is my boxing style, and what are my attributes?

    Tell me that, and then maybe we can talk about a plan.
     
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