Robert Helenius has a Glass Jaw

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  1. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    ...and that fragile mandible is going to be brutally shattered by Joshua, within a round or two.
     
  2. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    But what if he miraculously lands something big on AJ's own not exactly cast-iron jaw? :deal:
     
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  3. drenlou

    drenlou VIP Member

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    Super Fragi-lly.
     
  4. Sks476

    Sks476 Active Member Full Member

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    Helenius is basically there to make AJ look good and regain some hype.
     
  5. VBOX

    VBOX JOURNEYMAN Full Member

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    Better get the brooms ready. Glass all over the ring my gawd!
     
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  6. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    That's a very good point. Anything is possible, that's while I'll be watching. But it doesn't make it likely.

    Helenius - never exactly a ball of fire - is now SO slow I would expect his KO shot on Joshua,'s questionable whiskers to still be on it's way when Joshua's bombs exploded that super-fragile glass mandible Helenius is packing.
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA Full Member

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    AJ basically needs to spontaneously develop epilepsy and have a seizure in the ring for Helenius to land flush on him. :lol:

    Orrrrrr...and this is more realistic and honestly maybe the only path to victory for Helenius: what if Joshua gets cut, say from a clash of heads, accidental elbow, glove laces, what have you...and the blood affects his vision and he gets hit with something he doesn't see coming? That is also unlikely but not outside the realm of credulity. That stuff happens.
     
  8. Bubba

    Bubba Pay $5 month or they will let me out of the cage Full Member

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    Unlike Jermain Franklin., Robert Helenius is aprofessional.
     
  9. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    I wouldn't want to be at ringside. The glass shards will be everywhere!
     
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  10. Bustajay

    Bustajay Feel the Steel/Balls Deep Full Member

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    Will be like a Gallagher one man smash show
     
  11. Zakman

    Zakman ESB's Chinchecker Full Member

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    Won't be long now til that fragile mandible gets busted into a million pieces
     
  12. Antsu

    Antsu Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Yeah he is but it will backfire
     
  13. ArseBandit

    ArseBandit Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    It will not. Zakman is right, helenius is packing total glass.

    Glass jaws exist in boxing and they'll be two in the ring tomorrow night. Joshuas won't be getting hit though. Not this time anyway.
     
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  14. OldSchoolBoxing

    OldSchoolBoxing Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I like this kind of posts, it reflects my exact opinion about the topic. No need to type at keyboard myself and exhaust my fingers. I just hit the "like" button.
     
  15. miniq

    miniq FURY COMETH 2026 Full Member

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    I'm sitting here laughing to myself because I just know AJ will find a way to look bad somehow. He always does.

    Wilder literally death touched Robert with the first half cocked punch he threw and sent him to heaven

    So AJ has to live up to that.

    GOOD LUCK

    Wilder has been gifted by the devil with a death touch that no man can replicate and only a fighting man protected by god can survive.
     
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