What if Holyfield wore unremovable earmuffs in the 2nd fight with Tyson? Would he still win?

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  1. AngryBirds

    AngryBirds Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    Remember, Tyson had already planned to start the round off without his mouth piece to bite Holyfield, so if Holyfield had been wearing earmuffs say since the beginning of the match then Tyson wouldn't have even attempted the ear bite tactic.

    Interestingly enough I think the earmuffs would do more harm to Holyfield than without because they would prevent him from hearing which hurts his situational awareness.

    Idk, its kinda of an odd hypothetical but its different than the usual vs stuff so I figured why not post it.
     
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  2. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    Undeterred, Mike would’ve gone the nipples.
     
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    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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  4. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    Artificial and instant deprivation of hearing would certainly put Holyfield at certain disadvantages - much different to growing up and learning to live with and work around a real life hearing loss affliction.
     
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  5. Shay Sonya

    Shay Sonya The REAL Wonder Woman! Full Member

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    A noseless Evander Holyfield is not a pleasant visual image, so I will shake that thought out of my head immediately!
     
  6. USFBulls727

    USFBulls727 Active Member Full Member

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    He could have bought a pair of those plastic toy Mr. Spock ears and glued them on. That way the helix and the lobes would have been protected, but the auditory canal would have remained unobstructed...
     
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  7. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    Ah the nose. That would almost make Mike a ENT Specialist.

    The only anatomical feature not accounted for would be Evander’s throat - and Mike could also go Holyfield’s jugular, going full Mandingo, to complete his qualifications.
     
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  8. Eddie Ezzard

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  9. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    Alison Mosshart from the rock band The Kills.

    She’s cute isn’t she? Well, at least I think so. :)
     
  10. Pugguy

    Pugguy Ingo, The Thinking Man’s GOAT Full Member

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    That is a perfectly logical solution - one that would’ve made Mr Spock himself proud.

    JT Kirk wouldn’t have appreciated it - he was a dumb *** who only thought with his **** and doing the nasty with every female crew member and alien who would have him.
     
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  11. Dempsey1238

    Dempsey1238 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    If Tyson could not foul out with the ear bitting, he foul out some other way. I can not see if this was even a fair fight how Tyson wins this one. TKO round 11 again??
     
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  12. RulesMakeItInteresting

    RulesMakeItInteresting Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    He was beating Mike, anyway.
     
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  13. surfinghb

    surfinghb Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Intentional head butts = ear getting bit off
    fair is fair I guess
     
  14. Contro

    Contro Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Honestly Mike was mentally broken by the first fight.

    But at the same time physically, technically he looked great..... he was holding more than his own at long and mid range lets be honest, thats why Holyfield immediately started roughhousing, diving in and mauling as soon as he saw Tyson move his head and be light on his feet.

    Evander invented the whole "Bernard Hopkins, Andre ward style" in the mid 90s when his outrageous muscle mass couldnt uphold his activity levels anymore


    Tyson couldnt deal with that, and thats just the way it is.

    Was the headbutting dirty? Yes.
    Was the mauling ugly? Yes
    Were we wishing for an epic battle with a "true winner"? Yes


    But was it cheating? No, not if you can get away with it
    And was biting the right way to deal with it?
    No not at all.


    Tyson was a farce post prison, mentally broken, not capable of going the distance and winning a hard fight anymore. Too much money too soon, too many personal problems.
     
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  15. Rollin

    Rollin Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Advantages of Disadvantages. What stands in the way, becomes the way, and in that journey there are boons we least expect.
     
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