Tim Tszyu is going to mop the floor with Keith Thurman

Poor Keith is going to wake up in his Vegas hotel room after the fight and not know what happened just like the lads in the Hangover.

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It's going to be epic we are pumped here in Sydney to watch our man Tim take on the legend Keith Thurman. As they say here in Australia "Once you beat a legend you become a legend"

 

I suspect it will be a statement win too. Tim KO4 is how I think it goes.

But he may go out and "Ocampo" the guy and get it over super quick.

 

What a big man, beating up on a guy who hasn't even fought since Trump was still in power.

 

Round Tszyu?


Wouldn't surprise. He'll Knock him out I know that much. The question is when. That straight right hand is going to connect Thurman will be Sermoned.

Keith Sermon.

 

Is that You Jermell?


Where you at buddy

 

Jermell pulled out like a gun shy virgin. Not once but twice.


Even on the 2nd chance he couldn't get it up. Weak.

 

Tim is coming to Vegas to drain the swamp

 

Usually blokes get it on on Prom night. They get a bang, they disappear like a Virgin On a Prom Night.


Jermell just disappeared. Lik a magician.

 

The Take Over has officially been launched in Vegas.


It aint comin. It's here. He's gonna make you all disappear. It's a Tszyu Stratosphere.

 

Seriously those odds on Tszyu won't last.

$1.12 or whatever it is will be about $1.05 come fight time. Easy money. He'll make light work of Thurman who will get sermoned.

The Art Of War - By Son-Tszyu

 

Tim is going to hit Keith so hard his lisp will go away.

 

I'm happy Keith is getting pay day, but he's going to get hurt if he tries to do anything more than survive.

 

The Chicken Dance revisited

 

Sawwwey Keith the Soul Taker is coming for you.