Biden vs Trump boxing match

Discussion in 'Classic Boxing Forum' started by SonnyListon>, Jun 28, 2024.

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Trump Vs Biden

  1. Trump

    17 vote(s)
    77.3%
  2. Biden

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%
  1. SonnyListon>

    SonnyListon> #1 Sonny Liston fan Full Member

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    Some guy made a post talking about politics, but heres the thing. This forum isn’t about politics its about the art of punching the other guy out. So who do we got? (Also these people are extremely old so this does count as classic!)

    here’s there most recent stats for comparison

    Biden (81)
    Height 6 ft 0½ in
    Weight 158 LBS

    Trump(78)
    Height 6 ft 3 in
    Weight 244 LBS

    As far as I can see neither have engaged in combat sports but Trump is an avid boxing fan so maybe he can put his years of watching to good use.

    Disclaimer: dont get political. Not the place.
     
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  2. BCS8

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    tyson ko1
     
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    SonnyListon> #1 Sonny Liston fan Full Member

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    Idk man these are some real monsters… not sure tyson can take em down.
     
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  4. Stevie G

    Stevie G Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    A draw. Both would fall asleep in their corners before the opening bell and the referee,after trying ten times to wake them,calls the bout off.
     
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    Anubis Boxing Addict

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    Get real! Trump was hosting Mike Tyson bouts almost 40 years ago! He's a friend of Dana White. Think he knows nothing about boxing? Hello? He's the one who made Atlantic City the East Coast Mecca of the sport.

    BTW, Tip O'Neil commented that it was a good thing he and Reagan didn't settle their disagreements with boxing gloves. "When we shook hands, I out my arm on his, and it was like iron!"

    The guy does walk around golf courses a bit while playing. Biden can barely walk at all. (Obama plays basketball, so that would be a different matchup, and Bush #43 was a serious decades long jogger who since has taken up bicycling because his knees were turning to dust, but he routinely gets aerobics testing at Ken Cooper's clinic in Dallas.

    I've met Biden and Trump. No question Donald takes it. The last POTUS who would've clearly taken Trump was Reagan, who actually gained an inch and a half of chest muscle AFTER leaving the White House. And Ford was an All-American gridiron center and linebacker at Michigan, where he helped the Wolverines to two undefeated seasons and national titles in 1932 and 1933, before the NFL was a significant thing. Ford kept in shape by swimming as POTUS (had a swimming pool installed at the Executive Mansion), and even at 90 was shuffling over nine holes on the golf course.

    Trump's actually anti exercise for himself, feeling his body is like a battery whose energy would drain if he exerted himself that way. (Having been born with severe obstructive sleep apnea, that's lierally true for me, but Trump's famous for needing little sleep.) Bill Clinton was a jogger, but also an uncoordinated klutz, who only took up jogging to fulfill Oxford's physical activity requirment for Rhodes Scholars. But he stumbled while holding hands with the much older Nelson Mandela, and tore up his quadricep for six months going down the stairs with Greg Norman, leaving him on crutches.

    No POTUS beats Theodore Roosevelt in a boxing match. The guy was a pugilist at Harvard. Then the woodchopping wrestler Lincoln, who expressed certainty that he could've taken the Virginia aristocrat Washington (a big and muscular guy who was not to be messed with either, 6'2" 175 with size 13 shoes and the largest calf muscles in Congress, then considered a good sign of character).
     
  6. Overhand94

    Overhand94 Active Member Full Member

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    Trump will trump him.
     
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  7. Shay Sonya

    Shay Sonya The REAL Wonder Woman! Full Member

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    My sixth vote for Donald Trump. KO 1 is my prediction here.
     
  8. robert ungurean

    robert ungurean Богдан Philadelphia Full Member

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    Trump!
     
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    bolo specialist Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Waste of a thread. "Rockabye Romney" beats both these clowns on the same night.

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  10. Saintpat

    Saintpat Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Reminds me of an exchange in the movie The Great White Hype (which I adore).

    Rev. Fred Sultan, portrayed by Samuel L Jackson in a fantastic performance, is a shady promoter staging a heavyweight title fight at a Las Vegas casino. Corbin Bernsen plays the casino owner.

    The problem, based loosely on Mike Tyson’s peak (and maybe his comeback fight vs. Peter McNeely) is the undefeated champ (who is black) is so dominant he’s knocking out challengers so quickly that PPV buys are tanking.

    Sultan hits upon the idea of Holmes-Cooney being the highest-grossing fight of all time and says people are tired of seeing a black champ beat up black challengers. “If there’s not a white guy out there, I’ll create one for you.”

    So they’re sitting around watching (real) highlights of fights and all the white guys are getting KO’d (includes Witherspoon-Ecklund and Mercer-Morrison, among others).

    Leading to this exchange:

    Sultan: It’s too bad political power in this country is not decided in a boxing ring.

    Bernsen: If it was, we’d learn how to fight.
     
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    Totentanz. Gator Wrestler Extraordinaire banned Full Member

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    Jimmy Carter would've moided da bums.
     
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    Trump has 86 pounds on him?

    A big (near) octogenarian beats a small octogenarian
     
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    Cheech as Jose Suliaman

    “Jews can’t be Uncle Toms”

    Jon Lovitz: Sure we can!
     
  14. Shay Sonya

    Shay Sonya The REAL Wonder Woman! Full Member

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    Those here who think size Trumps all must vote for _____!
     
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  15. bolo specialist

    bolo specialist Boxing Addict Full Member

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    TBF, he was a renown puncher before he ran for president:

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