Beterbiev cursed the card

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  1. Dorrian_Grey

    Dorrian_Grey It came to me in a dream Full Member

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    Both Schofield and Dubois fall ill days before the event yet the famously injury-prone Artrur Beterbiev is completely fine. There's only one rational explanation. Beterbiev had to curse the rest of the card in exchange for him being injury-free for his second fight against Bivol. Artur travlled to the depths of the Russian Steppe to meet a wizard who let him sacrifice the health of the undercard supports for his own. It makes perfect sense. Thoughts?
     
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    Pepsi Dioxide Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I've reviewed this and can confirm that the logic is solid. I can see no flaw with this theory.
     
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    Putting a heavyweight world title fight on the undercard is what cursed the card.
     
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    Chuck Norris Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Beterbiev with his wicked Dagestani magic at it again!

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    Serge Ginger Dracula Staff Member

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    I mean let's just ignore Nostradamus' predictions and give the credit to someone else for them who doesn't possess the gift after the event :facepalm:

    We already know who jinxed this card

     
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    He went to see the Wizard of Oz and asked for a new knee. :lol:
     
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  7. It's Ovah

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    Fess up Serge, you're the aforementioned Siberian shaman aren't you?
     
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  8. MixedMartialLaw

    MixedMartialLaw Fight sports enthusiast Full Member

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    He used some of that Canadian voodoo.
     
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    I'm not sure that's historically accurate. A Slavic wizard wouldn't serve Beterbiev but alert the local prince and have Hormones removed from the steppes. These were the days before the 'Russian Empire', the 'Soviets', the 'Russian Federation'. A simpler time!
     
    MorvidusStyle, Feb 20, 2025
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