Dave Allen

Allen would probably also be competitive in fights with Lennox Lewis, Frank Bruno, Mike Tyson and Danny Willlams right now.

Perhaps a bit too early to call out Toe Haye or the Klitschko brothers.

 

Was this supposed to be funny?

 

Been here since you were probably in diapers

 

Nah, just a bit of Edwards Sunny on the dunny

 

Our mate Tony Hayers claims you still wear one, the forum legend dramashow claims you have filled one and the forum daddy ex army jim would tell you in his direct style to do one.

 

I don’t care about anyone you just mentioned. I’ve been on this site since 2001. I made this account in 2008. I don’t care about what message board sleuths think.

 

17,000 posts since March 2008?

You should honestly put that on your LinkedIn — clearly we’re in the presence of greatness.
The next A.J. Liebling walks among us.
I bow humbly before your lifetime contribution to the sport

 

I could only imagine how much of a loser I would be if I cared about what some stranger said to me on the Internet.

 

There’s people with far more messages posted than I have in far less time, I don’t see you making fun of them.

 

That means I average less than 1000 posts per year. Your little butt buddy who’s helping defend you, Beale, is posting about 2500 posts per year. Welcome to my mute button, clown.

 

Wow — strong with the maths and the projection.

Real triple threat. Appreciate you saving me the effort

 

Disappointed that he could not come up with the average ban figures per posts.

 

Not quite résumé Mitch, is it?

@Mitch87 would’ve had a full top 10 — color-coded spreadsheet, compubox stats, and probably been halfway through building a dedicated site by now.

But this guy? Who the fook is this guy?
This guy’s like a castaway from the General Board — fell off the boat, washed up statless, disoriented, flailing like it’s a Friday night pub fight.

Needs to get back to the shallow end and the safety of the General Section with the other post-count refugees before he drowns in deep water, looking for any straw to clutch too.

 

Yes Mitch would wipe the floor with his paralysis by analysis approach ranking anything that moved.

This lad has the feel of an Anthony Small type emergence on the forum and we may need to get the big guns in such as ex army Jim to defend our territory.

 

And yet you cared enough to mock what some stranger said in public on the Internet. Strange world this one.