Catterall v Eubank predictions

First round more cagey than a prison wing - sack of shyte

 

As we all predicted - this is crap.

 

Eubank has no clue. Stood there, smiling like an idiot, frozen. He knows when he commits he’s getting tagged. Every time Catterall has threw his back hand it’s landed. He has a lucky punchers chance nothing else.

 

Yuo - predictably crap. Caterall far too clever and cagey for him

 

Shows how poor Matchrooms offerings on Deadzone are when this stinker is a main event.

 

Harlem Eubank giving me Ronnie Barker vibes

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What’s this idiot doing with the rugby tackles and lifting him up. He knows he’s well out of his depth but it’s bizarre what he’s doing. Other people hit low, use their head to rough the superior boxer up but he can’t even get that close.

 

This fight is all about levels

Jack Catterall is a World Class Boring Boxer while Harlem Eubank is a British Level Boring Boxer.

 

Ref absolutely clueless

 

Harlem 'Warrington' Eubank done a real job with the head

 

Awful ending to an awful fight.

 

Thank fook the Doc called it off to save us fans further punishment

 

Please Mr Hearn - there is no need for a rematch

 

Dreadful fight, doctor done us all a favour by stopping it early.