Muhammadkhuja Yaqubov vs William Foster III & Starling Castillo vs Shinard Bunch RBR Boxing Results!

This is just sadism at this point.

 

Taking Mindo longer than usual to get this over with. Probably bc the opponent weighs 190 lbs.

 

Corner retirement saves us from having to see five more rounds of this guy trying to clinch his way to the distance. Thank God.

 

Mindoro is one of my favorite guys to watch. Let’s give him a decent middleweight next. Not some crappy light heavyweight.

 

Sucks to hear man. If it makes you feel any better, you ain't missed terribly much so far. This last one was incredibly frustrating at times, and it wasn't even that long!

 

Marques Enrique Valle vs. Luis Manuel Georges, 10 rounds @ super middleweight

 

Triumphant return for Puerto-Rican Floridian prospect Marques "Nightmare" Valle, after taking his first pro defeat and then a fourteen months layoff. Georges came in with a very padded 12-0 (10) record built up against can drivers at home in the Dominican Republic, and was finished after basically the first power shot Valle threw (a straight right, followed by a few left hooks on the body as Georges was already sinking to his knee)

 

Sparkinson Starling Wilson Almonte Castillo vs. Shinard Charles Showtime Bunch, 10 rounds @ welterweight

 

Jesus, that was last April?! I would have swore it was just a few months back at most. Dear god, that's scary.

 

"Oh no! My parents named me Sparkinson. I'm going to get beat up every single day of school. I know...maybe I'll use my one of middle names? Let's see, what are my choices... something normal. Ah, got it. Starling, perfect..."

"Oh no! My parents named me Shinard. I'm going to get beat up every single day of school. I know...maybe I'll use my one of middle names? Let's see, what are my choices...something normal. Nope, those are both equally ridiculous; I'm gonna let it ride..."

These guys had the option to be known as Wilson Castillo and Charles Bunch. They just had to be sassy.

 

This could be a barn burner for one simple reason. I imagine these guys got a lot of pent up anger toward their parents for giving them such ridiculous ****ing names. If they bring even a shred of that tonight, this is gonna be a good one