Netflix: Anthony Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua vs. Jake Joseph Paul - Round by Round ~ Live Results!

Holy ****, the first bell is legit about to ring. One punch KO?

 

So did they just give up on the whole attempt at "Governor" for Joshuas nickname?

 

Paul doesn't need glasses.


He needs a full face crash helmet..

 

We got Femi the drug dealer in the ring tonight, its over baby. He about to beat this boy like he aint paid his debts.

 

Hopefully the fix isn’t in

 

Joshua is rumor to be making close to 100 million. I know its a circus, but for that kind of money anyone would do it.

 

What a strange world we live in. Look at all the leeches in the ring with the fighters.

 

This all feels very confusing. I don't ever think I will fully understand what the hell I'm about to watch.

 

We all know the saying.


FAFO

 

AJ missed a trick not coming out in the undertaker’s attire

 

Was that a thing? Looks just like lenny McLean

 

Joshua should be banned from returning to the UK if he let's this Chump go the distance.

 

It begins...

Guess I just lost fifty bucks.

 

I had a dream about this fight, and my visions are never wrong. Ever.

I dreamed I was asleep in a field, and I woke to find Bob Monkhouse's ghost gently stroking my chest. "Am I dead?" I asked, but Bob just muttered something I couldn't hear clearly. I just caught the words "Toys R Us". Again and again he muttered, and all I could catch was "Toys R Us".

Then Sir David Attenborough appeared and winked seductively at me, and spread his cloak wide to reveal seven silver emu chicks. Two of them ran up to me and screamed "Peel carrots before adding to stew! Strike cover before striking!"

I pleaded that I didn't understand, and Sir David sat me on his lap and said "Sometimes, if we don't know what to say, it were better to say nothing at all".

I have £50 on this fight, based on my interpretation of my vision.