Parker cleared...

Discussion in 'British Boxing Forum' started by Bob Flaps, Aug 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM.


  1. Bob Flaps

    Bob Flaps Boxing Addict Full Member

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    ...because his nutritionist is a regular coke user and accidentally passed some on.

    Makes a change from contaminated meat.

    And doesn't say much for the nutritionist's hygiene!
     
  2. ash234

    ash234 Ash Full Member

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    Wonder how much they’ve paid the nutritionist to say that.
     
  3. Special K

    Special K Active Member Full Member

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    Do you think Parker is guilty?

    I’d be really surprised if he was doing gear the week of the fight. Unless he’s an addict, and he doesn’t behave like an addict.

    Obvs this doesn’t mean the nutritionist wasn’t paid to provide an excuse though.
     
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  4. BXNG101

    BXNG101 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Can't wait till this all of Team Fury/Parker f off out of boxing. They're all lying skumbags.
     
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  5. chrisbonnie

    chrisbonnie Active Member Full Member

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    wasnt Parker implicated in a drug importation case in New Zealand a few years ago as well?

    by the way, who was the nutritionist?
     
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  6. Special K

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    Implicated, not convicted.
     
  7. Bob Flaps

    Bob Flaps Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Wasn’t named in the report I saw, but I guess it wouldn’t be that hard to find out.
     
  8. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    Hey Joe if you're hungry,
    I made you some dinner,
    And dessert's got some frosting,
    That'll make you a winner,
     
  9. Makingweight

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    Maybe Parker handled some UK bank notes at a show be a very plausible excuse most of those are contaminated!!!
     
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  10. tee_birch

    tee_birch Boxing Addict Full Member

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    It’s a load of rubbish but a bit of coke is hardly a big deal and won’t enhance performance surely?
     
  11. boxberry92

    boxberry92 Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Hardly turned him into the Cocaine Bear did it?
     
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  12. Makingweight

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    Made him train longer apparently the old days of heavy boots and running in a bin liner to sweat out imperfections gone.

    Drop an E, do a bit of bugle and hit an all nighter drinking water, training camp Kalle is the company that promotes these events.
     
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  13. EJC83

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  14. Stop the Boats

    Stop the Boats New Member Full Member

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    It absolutely does in certain contexts. This whole "it isn't a performance enhancing drug" trope is a bit tiring. A bit bored with Talkshite propaganda and the like pushing this out. This isn't 1995. The performance enhancing effects are situational and well-established in 2026.

    Let's not pretend that Parker isn't juiced to the gills, anyway.
     
  15. Charles White

    Charles White Chucker Full Member

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    Article said he had been working with the nutritionist since 2023, and that is the year that George Lockhart became his nutritionist.