Worse than Shannon Courtenay

You think you got what it takes to bang and not be banged by a 6’2” damn near 19 stone woman?

Wifey would dominate you, boy.

You keep to the twenty something hipsters lil ‘un

Btw Wifey and I were long-standing members of Fabswingers until covid so you missed your shot. Will let you know if we reboot

 

* Jingles car keys *

 

How did you initially pull your 19 stone woman mate - piece of cake?

 

I’m 6 feet 8 inches 21 stones on a good day and 28 stones (now) on a bad day, n covered in tatts, piercings n leathers. It was the Meat Loaf belting outta my (formerly) beat up Mitsubishi that broke the ice.

 

Wifey dominates me, you're spot on. Now where's that donut seat?

 

I like how this thread has turned around into something great, well played all!

 

Nice one mate.

 

Shanny always a very popular fighter on the forum

#TeamShanny

 

She's back in two weeks, I'm going to have to watch the highlights just because I'm curious to see what happens to those lip fillers when she gets hit.

 

I still remember when she quit against Callum Best on channel 4's Celebrity SAS. They put her up against Best because as a boxing " world champion " they were scared she might destroy one of the girls on the show. After Best slapped her around a bit she quit, crying, saying she was scared to hit Best, who isn't small, and do him permanent damage. It was clear there was only going to be one winner and that was the guy from Celebrity Love Island with the brand new head of hair.