Bernard Hopkins vs Jesus Christ

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  1. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    Does Hopkins get robbed in a popularity contest, or does his tactful skill and ring savy lead to the second crucification of the almighty?

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  2. salsanchezfan

    salsanchezfan Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    ..............If Hopkins throws combinations like we saw Saturday.........


    Against Jesus, you can't throw just one punch at a time. He's cagey.
     
  3. mr. magoo

    mr. magoo VIP Member Full Member

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    For once, Hopkins may actually have to make an honest confession after the fight.

    I got my ass kicked
     
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    ..............There you go; just like eeeeveryone else, writing Hopkins off again. :-(
     
  5. Russell

    Russell Loyal Member Full Member

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    Hopkin's opens a vagina like cut on Jesus' dome, Ronald Wright style.

    Jesus juice flows.
     
  6. sweet_scientist

    sweet_scientist Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Jesus KO1

    For it says in the good book: "Let he who is without sin cast the first left hook"
     
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    sweet_scientist Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Can't wait for the longevity argument: "Jesus was finished at 33, Hopkins is still going strong at 43, therefore Hops is greater" :D
     
  8. Rise Above

    Rise Above IBHOF elector Full Member

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    Nice thread. :lol:
     
  9. WhataRock

    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    Old JC would outlast him...he can take punishment.
     
  10. punchy

    punchy Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Lets face it no one come back after a complete knock out like Jesus, I mean he was written of as dead but came back to confound his doubters and critics but confirm his greatness to the true believers and fans.

    And where Hopkins has power in both hands Jesus is all powerfull plus he has the better cornermen in God and the Holy Ghost although there is a bit of the devil on Hopkins's side.
     
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    WhataRock Loyal Member Full Member

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    And Allah..Muhammad is his cutman.
     
  12. Loewe

    Loewe internet hero Full Member

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    What me worries a bit about JC is the "if you get hit once, let yourself be hit a second time". He must have much confidence in his chin but would it hold with a defence like that and virtually no offense :huh
     
  13. The Wanderer

    The Wanderer Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :patsch

    Anyway, Hopkins KO1 Jesus. Hopkins jumps on the pacifist early and crushes him. The real issue is whether Jesus' dad gets so upset at watching the beating that he tries to make a comeback and take on Hopkins himself Rocky Balboa style... ;)
     
  14. My dinner with Conteh

    My dinner with Conteh Tending Bepi Ros' grave again Full Member

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    Hopkins would only take the fight because he knows Jesus had got bad hands.
     
  15. AlFrancis

    AlFrancis Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Oooh, he's up there watching you. Better say your prayers tonight.