Bernard Hopkins vs Jesus Christ

Hopkins allready lost to one J.C., why bother losing to another.

 

Good old JC. :yep

 

I see a controvisal stoppage win for Jesus.

Hopkins early on is winning as Jesus inexpicably takes one shot and turns his cheek to take another.

However as the rounds wear on Hopkins begins to appear slow and uncordinated.

Hopkins is stopped on his feet late on as he is staggering around the ring like a drunk...........the ref believes he has taken too much punishment.......despite Jesus refusing to hit him throughout the whole fight.

Hopkins corner claim after the fight someone had spiked Hopkins ring water in the corner with wine to exlplain his drunken state..........but they dont have a clue how anyone managed to do it.

Their excuses are dismissed with contempt............and everyone has Hopkins and his team down as bad losers with pathetic excuses.

 

Beat me to it! No need for Panama Lewis in this one.

 

Is turning the other cheek Jesus speak for the shoulder roll? Think about see the punch coming, roll 1 side turning your cheek as you do rolling out the way of the punch, clever strategy for pre 1940s boxing.

 

I can see this going the distance.We know Hopkins chin good but Jesus's Beard is legendary

 

Are you infering Jesus might have actually cheated.atsch

 

Buddha would beat both their asses'.....

 

Did you know that Conteh had a bar in Cricklewood called J.C's

 

Depends. Are they fighting on canvas or on water?

 

The three knockdown rule is in effect.You can rise twice,but if you fall for the third time it’s over.

 

Christ could do it all he was the complete fighter.
The first six rounds are cautious and highly respectful between the two defensive masters.Going into the seventh round it is pretty much an even fight,when suddenly out of the blue Christ lands a hellacious uppercut that floors Hopkins.Hopkins is seeing stars as he rises barely at the count of nine.Christ follows up with a lightning five-punch combination concluding with a sickening body punch.Hopkins has to take a knee.When Bernard rises for the second time Jesus wastes no time ending matters nailing Hopkins with a left cross followed by a thunderous right hand that knocks Hopkins down again.The bout is stopped on the three-knockdown rule.The Lord KO7 The Executioner

 

Ya know, Jesus probably broke some noses when he kicked the group of men out of his fathers house, the house of prayer. He wouldn't fight him, Jesus only stood up for his father in heaven, and for those who needed him, knowing it or not.

 

You need to be on your A GAME against a bloke like Jesus,he has a vast set of tools...

Though i think if Hopkins were to come out swinging as we all know Jesus aint good with the agressive stuff B-HOP has a genuine shot of a massive upset.

 

Jesus (pbuh) was from the Middle East.