1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

when there is no boxing on you make your 5 yr old son and seven year old daughter box one another and be the ref and use all the tag lines.
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I infected my 3 year old nephew with the boxing virus. Every time he sees me he wants to glove up. I'm not sure whether my brother likes it, but who cares. His kid will never be bullied in school that's for sure

 

when you know to sing and have memorized the lyrics of three national anthems, from Philippines, Mexico and America... probably hardcore Pacquiao fans... which includes me

 

When you say a boxer is shot and people genuinley think they have been hit with a bullet, or at least that happened today.

You have everyone coming up to you asking when the next fight is.

Your friend asks you to name 20 boxers you think are better than Joe Calzaghe and manage to name 30.

 

When you think of all the champions you can that started boxing late to work out mathematically if you're still young enough to 'make it'

 

Was thinking this yesterday with Monte Barrett when he said "He started at 22"

 

when you come home drunk and have a sparring round with your cat.. then screaming "this is the most joyful scene ever seen in the history of boxing!!" after flooring him with a one-two combination

 

you ****er. For sure!

 

these are from last year when i was at skool.

me and my mate who is an amateur boxer, instead of doing work for an hour on monday mornings we would just chill and talk boxing, everyone else was grafting in woodwork so they were sweating their ass off. the funny thing is me and my mate got the best results from anyone in the class.

and at the begininng of the year the teacher tells you what each equipent is for, when she gets the masking tape, i said to her i know what to do with this, so I began to tape up my hands like a fighter, and when my mate would overtape his hands i would complain to the teacher saying, "he's doing a felix trinidad", if he doesn't re tape his hands i'm pulling out of the fight.

 

this one aint about me, its my mate who aint actually in to boxing, he just likes tyson. so he had a fight in college and knocked the other guy out and there was a huge brawl, after everything got split up, he just shouts, "I'LL **** YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME". LOL

noone else understood what he was saying but i was falling down laughing.

 

when you learned how to type fast becasue of a boxing forum.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

great thread

 

-When the highlight of your weekend is a boxing fight.

-When you're asked to write an essay on a film for Media Studies and you choose boxing films.

-When you have Jamie Moore v Matthew Macklin on your phone and your message alert tone is Michael Buffer's 'Let's get ready to rumble!'