Muhammad Ali..."I'm so fast that"

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  1. crazyboy867

    crazyboy867 Active Member Full Member

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    "I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."

    Muhammad Ali.

    My favourite quote.

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  2. flamengo

    flamengo Coool as a Cucumber. Full Member

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    'I dont like the man... he talks too much'
     
  3. Bill Butcher

    Bill Butcher Erik`El Terrible`Morales Full Member

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    Ali has so many quotes that made me laugh, its hard to single out just one, I liked the names he gave his opponents.....
    Liston - Bear
    Foreman - Mummy
    Frazier - Gorilla
    Chuvalo - Washer woman
    Patterson - Rabbit

    He also said his name for Tyson would have been `kong`
     
  4. FINITO

    FINITO Guest

    Float like a butterfuly and sting like a bee.. Ali was a bad bad man.
     
  5. Nestea

    Nestea Thirst Remover Full Member

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    "I'm so fast I came before I even entered...."


    IF you have a dirty mind it's up to you how you think what it is.
     
  6. FINITO

    FINITO Guest


    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  7. Nestea

    Nestea Thirst Remover Full Member

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    IT could be entering a room or.... :hey
     
  8. Spitfire7

    Spitfire7 Gadfly Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol:

    It's you, not Ali. :D
     
  9. Killer Instinct

    Killer Instinct Be formless, shapeless... Full Member

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    My Favorite: 'Joe frazier so ugly, when he cries, the tears run back up his face and down the back of his head'.
     
  10. See Me Flow

    See Me Flow The Pharaoh of Boxing Full Member

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    I noticed your location says Folsom Prison. Perhaps you shouldn't worry about Ali talking too much but rather your behavior which put you in the slammer.
     
  11. BigBone

    BigBone Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Oh, my favorite Ali quote is much more poetical

    "The man who has no imagination has no wings."
     
  12. MJSaith1

    MJSaith1 Member Full Member

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    Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life
     
  13. MJSaith1

    MJSaith1 Member Full Member

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    I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.
     
  14. itrymariti

    itrymariti CaƱas! Full Member

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    My favourite:

    Ali to Frazier: "Don't you know I'm God?"

    Frazier to Ali: "Well then God's going down on His ass"

    BOOM left hook!
     
  15. MJSaith1

    MJSaith1 Member Full Member

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    If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize