Give me some crappy aliases One of the worst for me is Junior 'the hitter' Witter.. Its fairly pants.
Almost all aliased are really bad, because most of them are just rhymes or puns on the guy's name, and are not based on his style or personality...but if you think about it, that makes sense, because the casual fans at whom the aliases are aimed wouldn't know that anyway. "Hitter Witter"..."sounds tough and dangerous...I think I'll go and watch him take down a chump tonight!"...that kind of thing.
Dr.Steelhammer, that shits lame as ****.... or Kermit "The Killer" Cintron......it's like, he knows Kermit is the worst first name of all time so in order to be taken more seriously he tried to add something hard like Killer, but that **** just dont say tough "Kermit The Killer"....thats lames as ****
Dr. Steelhammer is a notably bad nickname, it's true. The funny thing is that at the same time as that, Dr. Iron Fist is an AWESOME one.
I forgot about that one, it's awful as well. I never heard it until I got fight night round 3, I thought it was a joke.
I'm not saying it's ****.It's cheesy,it ain't something that sounds good. I like Dr. Ironfist in german(Eisenfaust) for example.