If a boxer fought a martial arts master at boxing, what would be the result?

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  1. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    If you google ''Chuck Norris getting his ass whooped'' you will get 0 rezults.It just doesn't happen.
     
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    Spunik Well-Known Member Full Member

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    that's funny:lol: and :scaredas:
     
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    Spunik Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Rampage Jackson can punch harder than either Klitchsko :yep

    1800 PSI....on some discovery show....
     
  4. klion22

    klion22 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    You guys see the Shaolin monks practicing getting hit on the balls? That's some crazy ****.
     
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    FINITO Boxing Junkie banned

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    Jet Li and Kim Doo Han would have done some major damage in their prime inside the ring.
     
  6. During an interview - Chuck Norris was asked about any rivalries he may have had....

    He pulled out a mirror.....
     
  7. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
     
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    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq....cuz Chuck Norris lives in Okhlahoma.
     
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    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
     
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    Tuffnutz ESB 2002 Club Full Member

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    Lovin these Chuck Norris facts. :lol:
     
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    Monstar The Future.. Full Member

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    Ohhh ight, I'mma have to go check that but yeah, I got a deep respect respect for Martial arts too, in fact that's pretty much why I started following boxing, nothing better then seeing an artist go to work (**** that Picasso **** though, imean fighting)
     
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    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Chcuk Norris once ate a entire bottle of sleeping pilles.It made him blink.
     
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    Ohhh, my fault...but yeah, that makes since, it's like seeing who can bench more a body builder or a boxer (unless it's Jeff Lacy)
     
  14. Primenal

    Primenal Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I've boxed for quite a few years, and my JKD trainer could beat the living **** out of me in boxing! He's 51 mind you, and has been training for 35 years. I'm 23, and have been training for about 4.
    The guy is simply amazing. With 16 oz gloves if he put any power behind his punches it felt like being hit by bricks. His hands, his forearms were rock. He won some kind of MW state boxing championship though, and he has trained with people like Hearns, Leonard, Emanuel Steward, etc. So...Guess he isn't just JKD, but JKD is a lot of boxing.
     
  15. catasyou

    catasyou Lucian Bute Full Member

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    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun......and won.