Wlad and Haye: Detailed Analysis

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What you need to do, is find yourself a sport that fits you and your kind. I'd recommend either men's figure skating, golf, or men's tennis. Those 3 "sports" are as gay as your written words.

Boxing is a BLOOD SPORT. Understand? Me' comprendes, Mendez? It is 1/2 a step away from the Gladiator Days of the Roman Empire. Lets look back in Boxing History, since you are one of these bull****, milquetoast "fans of the science"

1. Jack Johnson fighting Stanley Ketchel. Johnson caught him with an uppercut so vicious, that several of Ketchel's teeth were imbedded in Johnson's glove. The stuff of Legend. Jack "The Galveston Giant" Johnson was not thinking of the "Sweet Science" when he shot that lethal uppercut. He was thinking of ****ing up Stanley.

2. Joe Louis vs. Max Schmelling 2. Joe Louis hit Schmelling with a bodyshot so brutal that he damaged some of Schmelling's vertabrae. Joe Louis wasnt worried about "hit and not get hit" crap. He wanted to take out Hitler's dream of Racial Superiority and send "Der Fuherer" a personal message.

4. The St. Valentine's Day Massacre. The so called "Sweet Science" went out the ****ing window, as Robinson and LaMotta could have easily been in a back alley. This was all Brawl.

4. The Fight of the Century. In my opinion, the Greatest Fight in History. Or one of them. Think Frazier was "trying to give Ali a boxing lesson?" **** no, he was trying to rip the wings off of the Butterfly. And Ali was taunting him that he couldnt do it for 15 rounds, taking shots on purpose to show Joe that he couldnt hurt him. So much for hit and not get hit.

5. Holmes-Randall "Tex" Cobb a favorite of mine, all time. It nauseated Cosell to the degree that he quit announcing Boxing. Thank you Tex. What a war. Randall needed to prove to Holmes that he could take massive head shots for 15 rounds and he did it!

6. Tyson-Holyfield 2. The "Ear" fight. Infamous and utterly unforgettable.

7. Golota-Bowe 1. The Riot. Enough said.

8. Tyson-Lewis.....The press conference Brawl was priceless and Lewis had no interest in showing off his Olympian scientific skills. He did to Tyson what a Rastafarian Drug Lord would have if Tyson screwed him over.

9. Lewis-Rahman 1 and 2. What wars. What a show at the ESPN Studios, and what a way to end it. Lewis is a killer.

10. Vernon Forrest-Mayorga 1. That is what Boxing is all about.

BTW, I am a fan of Rasslin'....nobody cared about Nick Bockwinkle exchanging hammerlocks with Verne Gagne for an hour....zzzzzzz. Everyone wanted to see Abdullah the Butcher and the Original Shiek cut each other up with forks and sharpened sticks.

Same thing in Boxing. We demand BLOOD:fire