Who would win a fight between Gary "the Baboon" Gurr and an actual baboon?

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  1. TheDuke

    TheDuke Let me marry Boxed Ears Full Member

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    But In all seriousness, where to next for the big man? I thought he looked a little underdone in his fight with SBW, it wasn't his usual bouncer bashing effort.

    I think the intense media circus surrounding the fight didn't help. Plus I heard Sonny Bill's camp put in some stipulations that were gonna hamper Gary. I heard they chose what gloves were to be worn and also instructed the ref to dock points from Gary if he drank shots of bourbon and chatted up the ladies while fighting Sonny Bill.

    I also heard he wasn't allowed to do one armed push ups.

    I don't think it's over for Gary yet but who should he fight next, to re-establish his credibility and regain some confidence?
     
    TheDuke, Jun 3, 2009
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  2. westside

    westside Active Member Full Member

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    he said he can beat sbw AND mundine.

    he meant at once.

    or maybe one of the midgets on a jamier myer fight card a while ago??
     
    westside, Jun 3, 2009
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  3. RedCornerPromotions

    RedCornerPromotions Active Member Full Member

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    Heard a strong rumour he has signed a 2 fight deal with bumfights.com

    Lookout for him to make a debut on the "Auckland Alleyway" fight night they have planned at the end of the year.

    one of the 2 fights is going to be against a primate of some sort - depending upon quarintine laws.
     
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  4. Francis75

    Francis75 FAB 4 Full Member

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    I think Gary Gurr should star alongside Sylvester Stallone in a remake of the movie "Over The Top". It would be a box office bonanza and propell Gary to worldwide stardom.
     
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  5. TheDuke

    TheDuke Let me marry Boxed Ears Full Member

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    We were lucky to have an man from inside Gary's camp on the ESB board recently. Clark if you are still around do you have any mail on what Gary's plans are? Is he still doing pull ups with little girls on his back?
     
    TheDuke, Jun 3, 2009
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  6. flamengo

    flamengo Coool as a Cucumber. Full Member

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    .....the little girl was wearing 'pull up's'

    Gary says, "I'm a big kid now"
     
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  7. boxoncottonon

    boxoncottonon Boxing Addict banned

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    You completely sucked me in when you wrote "But In all seriousness".:admin
     
    boxoncottonon, Jun 3, 2009
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