Would you have fought a prime Mike Tyson for $1 million?

I can fight prime Tyson for $1 million at least 2 times per week for the whole year long.
Each fight would be very quick and a little painful but what the heck!

 

Hell yes i would have fought him for a million dollars!!! I would of exchanged with him until he knocked me the F*** out!! LOL People do over estimate boxers, because I would probably get knocked out with one clean power punch!! Unlike a pro who could take some shots...

 

I think alot of people say "well hell that wouldn't be to hard" until at the stare down before the fight starts and Tyson is looking at you like he wants to kill you alot of people woudl say "**** this, i'm out of here" when the fight or flight response turns to flight.

 

Its not the big shame to take the knee just before first punch and cash $1 milion

 

I would practice for a hundred meter run and probably, a little actig lesson on how to make a believable slip. I'm sure that I would survive one round.

Everytime MIke is 6 feet in fron of me, I need that "slip" acting, as if the ring is sprayed with WD 40.

 

probably? :huh

 

Hide behind the ref!

 

Well at least Mike stops once you hit the canvas. Bear and Lion - not so restrained

 

He'd hit the ref and the force of the punch would decapitate him - the ref's flying head would then hit you square on the jaw and knock you out. We all know how accurate Tyson was.

 

Who's gonna save ur ass after he knocks out the ref?:think

 

Hell yeah! I'd just come out with my guard held high and take 1 shot to the sweet spot.

 

One could always try to do something like that:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Wyl-PLmHc

McNeeley probably could've survived a couple of rounds more with different attitude (like Nielsen), but at least he made the fight somewhat entertaining. It also looks that whatever money he got from this fight, it is long gone:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_McNeeley

 

huh what a world 31 motha****ers!

 

With that plan not only are you gonna get your ass kicked, but also your ear bitten off

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt is there too! omg atsch