You FORCE your mate to pay for a PPV on his Sky bill and to stay awake till 6 am even tho he is a football fan and doesn't really like boxing :good
when michael buffer is in he ring and hes sayin LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! u said it at the same time.
even tho you've got a very comfy chair you HAVE to stand up and shout at the TV while everyone else is sitting quietly :thumbsup
Your FAVORITE FIGHTER is getting DOMINATED and can't do a thing in the ring !!!! BUT you STILL manage to make a possitive comment about them no matter how pointless :deal
-When your calendar is marked with more fights than birthdays or other events. -When you say hi to your friends and family by hitting them with a liver shot. -When you shadowbox in an elevator. -When you force people to buy PPVs so the cable bill wont be as bad if its a dissapointing fight. -When ever you hear what someone weighs you figure out what is their optimal fighting weight and what division they should be. -when you call the last hours of work the championship rounds. -when people at work know not to **** with you after your favorite fighter loses.
You are 6 ft Tall and 30 years old but you have FULL CONTACT SPARRING with your 6 year old son to make sure he can Look after Himself in the future :bbb Even tho your wife is threatening to leave you
-When you ask everybody to shut the **** up in the room so you can hear the post fight interview. -When you put the tv in a position where you can still watch if you have to go to the bathroom.
-If you are now fluent in German after watching too many fights on Boxen am Zweiten. -If you spend over two hours, while cursing and swearing at your local cable company, reprogramming your tv to find the German tv channel you used to have where the fights are on.
You let your wife know ahead of time about which fights are unmissable - like the ones this saturday.
When you wake up in a morning you try and get up b4 the 10 count and then show the ref your ready to carry on