regarding the "calzaghe disgrace" the news of the world needs to burn to the ground

should have been on the disco biscuits when doing the dancing, might have helped!

 

:good

 

''Calzaghe comes out of retirement to show kids that exercise is better than drugs''

Odd on that headline in 2010?

 

I'd agree with that, though it does make him seem slightly hypocritical.

The 2nd sentence is completely true. A while back Garry Schofield (ex Great Britain rugby league legend) was heading up a drink drive campaign in the Leeds area, about two weeks into it got nicked himself whilst three times over.

Horrible **** - not just because he was pissed up whilst driving.

 

imagine him gurning swinging his shirt round over his head pouring sweat

 

whilstle in mouth, shouting, "****ing come on brucie, oi oi savaloy":silly

 

Asking his partner "Where you from mate???",

 

That line just reminds me of what lucky lucky men say to birds in Magaluf :hey

 

lol

best mates yea. sound mate. got a chud

 

luvely jubly, i give you good price :good

 

"Fancy a dance in the other room?"

 

:yep

There were these two that wore ASDA t-shirts and copied the advert where the late-20's single mum would slap her arse and say ''That's Asda price''.

Needless to say they were still there trying to bang the dregs at 5am in the morning :tired

 

I dont believe a ****ing word that print in that piece of **** tabloid garbage.

 

grim :tired

i used to live on the costa del sol, so am very familiar with lucky lucky men, like a second family they were!

 

I'd have loved to have done it for a couple of years, but talking to people working there it was a really hard slog over the full summer - because you obviously want to fit in your share of partying as well.

An Aussie bloke who ran the booze cruise was the only one I can think of that wasn't running around like a nutter, but he was pretty harsh on his staff... to the point where he offered to pay for our accomodation for three months to finish off the summer for him, rather than those he already had :nut