David Haye must be so glad to have a friend like Audley!

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by chriswrench, Mar 31, 2010.


  1. chriswrench

    chriswrench Active Member Full Member

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    All week long I've had to read about and listen to the ludicrous amount of fecal matter spouting from Audley Harrison's gaping pie hole and I have finally had enough.

    In nearly every interview he has forced upon the public he has begun by saying how he and David Haye are good friends.

    Good friends? Wouldn't a good friend wish you luck or maybe try to build a bit of confidence by showing morale support... so you would think.

    Not king Audley... oh no. The very next sentence after declaring a friendship he goes on to say:
    *Haye is going to get beat
    *He looks slightly overweight
    *His timing is out
    *He looks bad in sparring

    Then the best bit. He wouldn't fight Haye. Because he's a friend perhaps??? Nope... Because apparenty Haye is not a name in the sport.
    Admittedly everyone would prefer to have a Klitschko on their record but Audley is dilusional.

    How can a man who calls Haye a friend, discredit him as a champion and at the same time maintain a straight face whilst trying to promote a fight with that huge name, Michael Sprott.

    I know there is zero chance of the self proclaimed "A-force" ever becoming a world champion. Of which I am thankful, as am i the only person that believes if this were to happen, THE IDIOT'S FUTURE INTERVIEWS WOULD HAVE TO BE BROADCAST LIVE FROM A SATELLITE ORBITTING HIS OWN BLOODY EGO?

    I know Haye get's some hate but I will fear for the sport itself if any of you side with that self important bedroom accident!

    http://www.skysports.com/haye/story/0,27000,18287_6065981,00.html
     
  2. arm chicken

    arm chicken Active Member Full Member

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    who cares what he ssays , As he doesnt seem to know how to fight either. Such a a shame he only looks like he could be a good boxer.
     
  3. JunitoJab

    JunitoJab Antagonist Full Member

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    He says Haye is not a big name in the U.S, so he wouldn't fight him - but is Audley a name in the U.S?

    No need to answer, it's a joke in itself.. lol
     
  4. the_brigand

    the_brigand I'll Eat Her Later... Full Member

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    What a Twat - I'm glad he keeps losing every important fight of his career.
     
  5. Govanmauler

    Govanmauler Boxing Addict Full Member

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    he's just deperatley trying to keep his name in the mix , he went from olympic hero to joke in one of the most car crash careers fo all time,

    Trying to get some retirement money together
     
  6. Arran

    Arran Boxing Junkie banned

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    The guys a clown, the sole reason BBC dropped boxing. Ive never seen such a gun-shy heavyweight in my life.
     
  7. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    The question I have is whose fragile British Glass Jaw is worse Harrison or Haye? :think
     
  8. Arran

    Arran Boxing Junkie banned

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    Well since Haye has never been ko'd I would say Harrison, just below Dirrell.
     
  9. chriswrench

    chriswrench Active Member Full Member

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    I'd like to think that Haye is better thought of in the states.

    At least Haye has bossed one division and is having a legitimate crack at a second one. He's managed to avoid the most ridiculous british heavyweight merry go round in the history of the sport.

    Ok, he's not won everyone over just yet but you must feel he at least has the potential to.

    Audley's potential??? I think he reached that in prizefighter.

    No comparison
     
  10. JunitoJab

    JunitoJab Antagonist Full Member

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    Yeah i agree
     
  11. Atlanta

    Atlanta Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I predicted it, David Haye vs Audley Harrison will occur. If Harrison beats Skelton, this fight will occur in the fall and be a big money all British fight. Harrison is the gold medalist and European Champion and David Haye was the undisputed Cruiserweight champion and current WBA heavyweight champion.
     
  12. maverock

    maverock Active Member Full Member

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    Sad but true. I thought the British boxing fans were a bit more critical but it seems you can put any kind of garbage fight in front of them and they still do good PPV numbers.
     
  13. chriswrench

    chriswrench Active Member Full Member

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    Ah... the classic ill informed british jaw joke for a change is it? What a fabulous surprise.
    Anyone can be knocked out you know. It's not a national genetic defect.
    We've had plenty of boxers with outstanding chins and some not so good.
    Just as all over the world.
    Is Haye chinny for being stopped on his feet as a novice pro?
    Is he chinny threw the knockdowns he has suffered?
    No and no.
    The first question was fairly rhetorical but the second... yes he has been put down but most of them are to do with the wide stance he adopts. he was a top heavy fast cruiserweight but he seems to rectifying it as he pregresses.
     
  14. Boxed Ears

    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    He's clearly betting on Haye and trying to sway people toward Ruiz.
     
  15. chriswrench

    chriswrench Active Member Full Member

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    Not this time. It won't happen. Haye is fed up with the prospect of this mandatory upon mandatory farce. Why would he then make a mockery of himself with Audley.
    He's had this before with maccarinelli but casuals thought that would be close. Nobody would give Harrison a chance.
    It may make a few quid in Britain but any Haye fight would. An Audley fight would make next to nothing globally, whether it be Germany, the States etc.
    He has bigger fish to fry and bigger cheques to cash