Whats Chisora Gotta do to beat Wladdy Boy?

love it

 

to be honest though,
plenty of upper body movement,which he has shown before,
hooks and uppercuts, which we have seen before,
plenty of heart, which we have seen,
biting an ear, (he's good at that)
punching without looking, again he's shown this before

for real -a lucky punch!
and i wish him good luck, he's kind of growing on me and i admire his attitude to it.
:good

 

bite, until he can bite no more.

 

Re invent the lost art of feinting.

 

He should stick a pony in his pocket or get his suitcase from the van.

 

Follow the standard beat a Klitschko blueprint to win.
Come in around 19/20 stone stand still and let Mr Klitschko jab you for 12 rounds and pinch a points decision ,job done

 

Punch him in the face.

 

just run and...

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he just needs to have a go. Make Wlad actually work.

Easier said than done obviously.

 

Bring an axe.

Well, he's already trying to ruffle Wlad by coming up with all these BS statements (of all of Wlad's recent opponents, the closest to a taxi driver is you, mate).

Really there's only one plan, and it's not a good one but still the only one he has. Do a Neon Leon and throw as many punches as possible as if his life depended on it, hurling himself bodily at Wlad. Get rough, dirty and even foul in there. 95% chance of that ending in Delboy examining the ring lights from a comfy spot on the canvas, but better than the 100% chance of him trying and failing to outbox Wladimir or (bwahaha) outslick him.

 

imo the way to trouble klitschko is to fight out of a crouch, get under the jab and go for the early ko. I don't believe Chisora has the knees to do a Dempsey impression but he really needs to go for it every second until he either lands on that chin or gasses.
slim chance vs no chance.

 

With his style the only thing he could do is try and get inside work Wlad to the body and head. He doesn't have the foot speed to do this. Even if he did, he isn't a puncher.

 

He needs to jump all over Wlad from the opening bell, throw lots of bombs and get extremely lucky.

 

There is nothing he can do with his talent level. If he had the talent to pull off his style to a greater effect and more power he'd be perfect to beat Wlad (aside from a giant heavyweight like Lewis perhaps).

All he can do is what has got him to this level and a bit more. He can try and move his head, try and slip inside and throw the left hook though I think his footspeed and Wlad's jab will combine to thwart him here. When Wlad grabs him he should try getting a few dirty shots in, hit on the break or whatever, try and unsettle Wlad even if he risks losing points in Germany he ain't gonna win on points anyway. Thats all he can really do and it won't be anything like enough.

 

He needs to try do a Mcneeley 2:10 on

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