Finally got my visa through, so Im claiming honourary Australianness. (is that even a word). I eagerly await my BBQ set to be sent and am looking forward to a career more rewarding than selling alcohol to arsebandits in Darlinghurst. \o/
Im from South Wales, but been in England for a few years before I came over here to live with my girfriend whos an Aussie. We had to be living here together a year before we could get the visa sorted though, which is always a pain in the arse when youve got no work rights.
Usually Im too busy drinking tea, but Ill try my best. Tell you what, if you stop stealing stuff, take off the cork hat and stop ****ing kangaroos I promise to clean my teeth more. Deal?
Yeah, thats the come back I was looking for. Just leave our ***s alone. Some of them posts here (under the name Oztriker and Muttley), and they are usually very good swimmers.
nice one Sai - EelsRule is our resident shitferbrains - he doesn't quite grasp subtle concepts, such as the difference between a taff and a pom. Disregard him, he's the 1% us Australians try to pretend doesn't exist - the forgotten race :yep
Nothing wrong with what eels said :good He's being australian and making a point that we give each other S@#t and know how to take an insult as a joke :good
poor Muttleys timing was not the best was it. Most would have picked up the generalising humour. Not our mate Mutt. Muttley is a strong swimmer.
Congrats man! Just prepare yourself cause someone is bound to call you a attention ***** or a ***:yep
Im a big boy, I reckon I can probably take it. Cheers for all the kind regards btw guys. Eelsrule, sorry if Im being a bit stupid mate, but whats all the "strong swimmer" stuff about Ive never heard that one before.