I have read all of this thread and if I'm not mistaken, I think the obvious has been missed- Nathan "CLEVER" Cleverly
It makes me laugh when I hear Burdiss introduce him "from THE Cefn Fforest" because it's no forest, believe me. It's a shitty little valleys town just like Newbridge. Execpt it doesn't have a train station. Or a Calzaghe Bridge. Maybe there was a forest there in days yonder.
Nathan 'The differentiator' Cleverley Nathan 'X' Cleverley Nathan 'Harder than a f**king Quadratic equation' Cleverley