Dwyer: Top 5 Lies

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  1. Exactabox

    Exactabox Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    1. He is good at picking fights
    2. He never says "Understand"
    3. He keeps his elbows in nicely when he goes in the shell
    4. You see him standing most of the time
    5. He doesn't pawn his Staples furniture after he loses multiple straddles
     
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    Boxed Ears this my daddy's account (RIP daddy) Full Member

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    :lol::lol::lol: I agree. He definitely has a horrible shell. I could put my straight left and my straight right, right through that **** at the same time.

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    1. OJ did it - biggest lie ever.....the gloves didnt fit!:deal
     
  4. Exactabox

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    :rofl
     
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    Favorite Dwyer rhetoric elements:

    1. "If they fought.... today..."
    2. "Let me just say..."
    3. "In my opinion, the fight between [Insert Random HOF fighter] and [Insert random up'n comer with less than 15 fights] is a... toss up"
    4. "Now... having said that..."
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    "Keep in mind that..."
    "Quite frankly..." or "__________, quite frankly,__________"

    :lol:
     
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    Not sure he has ever picked a white fighter over a black fighter. Him picking Solis to win was the funniest thing ever. No rationale person would ever listen to this guy.
     
  9. Exactabox

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    is he racialist ?
     
  10. Post Box

    Post Box I'm back too, bitches Full Member

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    omfg :lol::lol::lol:
     
  11. Dece Bal

    Dece Bal Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Dwyer has started to drink his own Cool-Aid recently; he looks so closely at the trees that he misses the woods!

    However, he is still clearly a better analyst than 99% of ESB posters.:deal
     
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    Dwyer lip synching Notorious B.I.G.'s classic "Big Poppa":

    From the back of the club, sippin Moet, is where you'll find me
    The back of the club, mackin hoes, my crew's behind me
    Mad question askin, blunt passin, music blastin
    But I just can't quit
     
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    I fought someone who had a shell just like that :rofl My right hand lead was on point that night :lol:
     
  14. Exactabox

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    a southpaw could obliterate him. right jab to the grill and straight left to the body. ouchhh
     
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