Is David Haye going to turn up ?

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  1. WalletInspector

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    Enzo Maccarinelli
    Enzo Calzaghe
    (front passenger seat) (front driver seat)


    Joe Calzaghe
    Emma Jo Larvin
    Training Bag
    (back left) (middle back) (back right)

    (empty)
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  2. biglads

    biglads Climbing the WBO Rankings Full Member

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    "OK Enzo, we'll be stopping off at Leigh Delamere services so you can have a wee. I'll buy you a can of Tizer and a packet of Monster Munch but you'll have to finish them before we set off because I only had the Zafira valeted last week."
     
  3. White Tiger

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    Boxing Folklaw throughout the generations.................

    Rocky Marciano knocking out a man in a Swansea Pub - and realised he could be a boxer.

    Mike Tyson exploding on a guy - who killed one of his pigeons - and realised he could fight.

    Oliver McCall crying on his way to the ring to meet Lennox Lewis and KO him.

    Mike Tyson punching a hole in the dressing room wall before he fought Michael Spinks.

    Nazim Richardson - discovering illegal hand blocks - in Antonio Margritos bandages befoe the Mosely fight.

    Cassius Clay getting his gloves cut in between rounds of the Cooper fight to buy more time after a knockdown.

    Cassius Clay throwing his Olympic Gold Medal in the River in rebellion to society after the Games.

    Cassius Clay refusing to got to war - in Vietnam.

    Mike Tyson imprisoned for ****.

    Tupac Shakur getting shot dead - after the Tyson V Seldon fight.

    Naseem Hamed popping into the bookies - to check the odds on him - on the way to the Enqrie Angeles fight.

    Andrew Golota hiding in the toilets before the Lennox Lewis fight.

    The massive brawl at Madison Square Garden after the Bowe - Golota fight.

    Enzo Calzaghe driving Enzo Maccarinelli to the 02 arena to face David Haye in his Vauxhall People carrier and stopping for Pie and Chips and a can of Tango on the way.
     
  4. White Tiger

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  5. TFFP

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  6. White Tiger

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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. mcguirpa

    mcguirpa Well-Known Member Full Member

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    :lol::lol:

    This is the funniest thread I've read for a long time, on any forum.
     
  8. White Tiger

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  9. icemax

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    + pie, chips and a can of luke warm pop :thumbsup
     
  10. p.Townend

    p.Townend Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Haye will be there and Wlad will do what Enzo should have done.Put the jab out over and over again,not get drawn into a slugging match just show the bloke some basic boxing and bide your time.KO Wlad win 6or 7.
     
  11. Ilesey

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    Stop going on like a moany old housewife.

    Boring, repetitive ****.
     
  12. Meast

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    :lol:

    Glad I read that
     
  13. White Tiger

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    What was so funny on such a huge night though..............

    Enzo Calzaghe was so unprofessional - one of his main headlights was out - he had only one main beam headlight.

    And one of his breaklights wasent working.

    He was lucky he werent pulled over by the POLICE.

    Turning up in that 02 arena car park - for such a huge worldwide fight - in a Vauxhall People Carrier - with just one working Headlight.:lol::lol::lol:
     
  14. biglads

    biglads Climbing the WBO Rankings Full Member

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    Big Mac punched them out in a tantrum when Joe wouldn't buy him a croissant at Costa in Leigh Delamere.

    "No Enzo, you heard what dad said about the Zafira, now wash your hands and lets get going."