I read this in the voice of Alan Partridge.
Eddie Hearn on suicide watch
I hope Dianabol is available under the buy one get another for a penny promotion...
It's the funniest sport in the world, cricket just don't compare...
Pricey all day! Too slick, too Scouse!
Floyd, being prone to sudden, inexplicable bouts of severe dehydration, had to leave quickly in search of liquids to quench his insatiable thirst...
In purely marketing terms, AJ has managed to mitigate the effects of his loss to a big, fat blob by saying how this is all part of his "journey"...