A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States: 1.Heart disease 2.Chuck Norris 3.Cancer
Stevie Wonder's favorite colour is Chuck Norris.
Chcuk Norris doesn't own a stove,oven or microwave because revenge is a dish better served cold.
Before he goes to sleep the Boogeyman checkes his dresser for Chuck Norris.
Maskaev vs Rahman Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun......and won.
Chcuk Norris once ate a entire bottle of sleeping pilles.It made him blink.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq....cuz Chuck Norris lives in Okhlahoma.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
If you google ''Chuck Norris getting his ass whooped'' you will get 0 rezults.It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar.The bar was instantly destroyed as that lever of awesome can't be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.And got one.
:lol::yep In the beggining there was nothing.Then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing into the face and said ''Get a job''.That is the...
When taking the SAT write ''Chuck Norris'' for every answer.You will score over 8000.
