While urinating Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake beore his friends told him there was a stripper in it.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers he doesn't et charged.He holds up the phone and money falls out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frsotbite.Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only one that can beat the Royal Flush. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch,HE decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesn't lift himself up,he pushes the Earth down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
There is no ''ctrl'' button on Chuck Norris's computer.Chuck Norris is always in control.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars,Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Not if Torres and Urango land on it. But he could find his ''epic trilogy'' opponent in Malignaggi.
''OMFG.....IT WAS FLUSH JIM!IT WAS ****ING FLUSH NAD HE TOOK IT!!!!!HE JUST WENT FROM PILLAR TO POST LIKE A RAG DOLL BUT IN REST THERE WAS NO...
Barrera didn't get no levarage on it,it wasn't even flush and quite frankyly it didn't look powerful but Amir still had chicken legs.:lol:
He took it jim!he took it!
Chuck Norris KO1
