Sheeraz fighting with all the imagination of a fighter who has no plan B
One again, after all the hype, Sheer Ass disappoints
Simple Simon landing a decent number of straight lefts against Sheer Ass
**** it I want an upset, hate mismatch cards, so come on Suckandhoover!
Boots or Fundora would eat him up and **** him out
Josh "Pretty boyring" Kelly retains
Pretty Boy? Won't be after this!
Matchroom don't want a massacre like that to one of their few UK champions...
Kelly cut on both cheeks and his nose now? Oh that's a bleeder!
Kelly gassing? Can't seem to shut his mouth...
Only took 6 rounds rounds for Queefer to have any belief
Kelly flirting with another point being taken, good to see a ref take a point for a rabbit punch!
DQ the dirty cheating ****
Kelly cut, we know his heart is and always will be a big question mark...
This already has the hall marks of a "do something else" break...