Матч: Yauheni Dauhaliavets vs. Jonathan José Eniz & Mikhail Dauhaliavets vs. Víctor Hugo Exner RBR

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  1. IntentionalButt

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    Top of the hour. :thumbsup:

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  2. IntentionalButt

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    Main card is on regular Матч from 21:30 local time in Moscow (1:30pm EST).
     
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    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

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    Waiting for the action to start and watching the last few minutes of some very weird movie (Asian protagonist, tied up and hanging upside down from a ceiling as Tobin Bell (aka Jigsaw from the Saw franchise), apparently the main villain, taunts him, while his bleached-blond sadomasochistic henchman delights in repeatedly slapping him in the face or taking his shirt off and throwing 1-2s into his torso, and menacing the bleached-blond love interest. Ernie Hudson was onscreen for a minute. I have no idea wtf this is but seems to be some bit of 90s schlock that has somehow remained off my radar.

    Oh and the really weird part is that instead of subtitles, they have some guy in Russian just repeating every bit of dialogue translated a moment after the characters speak it. So a priest (I'm pretty sure he's the principal from The Breakfast Club) walking around disoriented goes "Stephanie...?" and the Russian translator waits a moment and parrots "Stephanie?", still in an inquisitive tone but deadpan. This is surreal. :lol:
     
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    Artush Yuraevich Hovhannisyan vs. Timur Eduardovich Kaisin, 6 rounds @ light heavyweight
     
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    10-8 Hovhannisyan, beat the brakes off Kaisin who is listed as just a couple of inches shorter (5′11½″ to 6'2") but side by side it sure appears like more, at least 4-5" difference ...and is soft in the middle to boot. Hovhannisyan uses switch-hitting, applying pressure while staying tall, working the body, and forces Kaisin nearly to all fours with a hefty underhanded shot on the gut.
     
  7. IntentionalButt

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    Kaisin had enough, verbally submits when the ref checks in on him during the stool break.

    RTD1!!
     
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    Roman Anatolyevich Pyatnitsa vs. Alexey Nikolaevich Maslov, 6 rounds @ cruiserweight
     
  9. IntentionalButt

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    Both the local boy (although you can't really call him a boy, going by the salt-and-pepper beard he must be close to my age...mid-thirties at least) Maslov and the visitor from the Mongolian border Pyatnitsa (whose name translates into Friday) are making their pro debuts and both stand at 6'3".

    In terms of ring walks, however, they prove a lesson in opposites. Maslov chooses ...the Ghostbusters theme by Ray Park, and Pyatnitsa enters to a Rihanna song.
     
  10. IntentionalButt

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    They are not both 6'3", which (along with Maslov's grey stubble) helps in differentiating them as both are wearing identically hued blue trunks with the waistband and trim in white. Maslov is clearly shorter...and is getting outlanded considerably, with his nose busted open and the bridge of it smeared with his blood, while Pyatnitsa remains unmarked. That said, Pyatnitsa is throwing all but the kitchen sink at Maslov and not appearing to bother him much, while partially blocked hooks from Maslov, with just the force of his wrist crashing into Pyatnitsa's temple, seem to rattle the younger man.

    So, volume and accuracy vs. power and chin.
     
  11. IntentionalButt

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    Maslov kind of reminds me of a beefed-up Eddie Hearn, actually. :sisi1
     
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    I guess they demoted it to a 4 rounder.