10 reasons to dislike Deontay "Bumsquad" Wilder

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  1. baconmaker

    baconmaker Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    1. He fought the very morbibly obese Dustin "The Worm" Nichols, who didn't even have a punchers chance, but he still got knocked down and almost KTFO'd.

    2. Wilder arranged set up fight with his personal friend Malik "The bambi dive" Scott, who took very obvious dive when he blinked his eye to Wilder in the 1st round.

    3. He fought weed gangster Arreola, who has obvious glass jaw. Gave Arreole only 3 weeks to prepare, fed him up with hookers and the victory was absolute.

    4. Fought very ill dehydrated Stiverne, who is now over 300 lbs lazy ****** complainin for rematch and blocking Luis Ortiz chances to fight Wilder.

    5. Fought very overrated and the historys most worst olympic gold medalist Audrey "The Fraudley" Harrison, who also took very obvious dive in their fight.

    6. Couldn't perform against Szpilka as well as the polish babyface fat assasin Adam Kownacki, who KTFOD Szpilka in 4 rounds while Wilder got outboxed for 9 rounds and then luckily landed lucky punch.

    7. Got black eye from french pastry chief Duhaupas for 11 rounds, who got brutally KtfoD by Russian Warrior Alexander Povetkin in less than 6 rounds.

    8. Takes 5 months silence from the boxing world, exept his pathetic instagram ***** updates where he simply craves for all the attention.

    9. Got knocked down and out cold twice by very old and past of prime 42 year old Wlad in sparring.

    10. Turns down very good 4.5 million offer to fight british journeyman dillian whyte, but instead is focused to fight very ill Stiverne for 1.5 million in his half empty arena in Alabama.
     
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  2. Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    The hate is real.
     
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  3. Sugar 88

    Sugar 88 Woke Moralist-In-Chief

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    This list could of been much better constructed.
     
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  4. BlizzyBlizz

    BlizzyBlizz Loyal Member Full Member

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    And only **** posters like you would buy into it.
     
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  5. Max Thunder

    Max Thunder Proud member of the Cult of Vikings Full Member

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    11. Five consecutive voluntary title defenses.
    12. Offers fights to decent opponents on 3 week notice.
    13. Offers fights to decent opponents when they already have fights lined up.
    14. Doesn't want to fight drug cheats unless they aren't any threat to him.
    15. Starts to stutter and his voice gets all high-pitched when asked about Alexander Povetkin.
    16. Has said "I only fight champions" when his latest fights have been against football players and soccer hooligans.
    17. Continuously boasts on social media that he's the real champion even though his record after 38 bouts is ****.
    18. Got caught of possession of marijuana.
    19. Used "It's not mine" excuse on the said marijuana.
    20. BONG SQUAAAAAAD
     
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  6. dinovelvet

    dinovelvet Antifanboi Full Member

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    How is Shocker more deserving of a ban than this idiot?
     
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  7. Lady Girl

    Lady Girl Kneel Before Zod! Full Member

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    i dont dislike beyonce

    i just cant stand him
     
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  8. SnatchBox

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    Six reasons to love Wilder:

    1. Dustin Nichols
    2. His clay statue
    3. Giving Soccer Hooligans jobs since 2015.
    4. Windmill combo that stopped Audley provided enough solar energy to light up Africa
    5. Gives us countless jokes anytime he slips up.
    6. P4P Greatest Commentator ever
     
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  9. thesmokingm

    thesmokingm Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    4. Windmill combo that stopped Audley provided enough *wind energy to light up Africa

    roflmao
     
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  10. SnatchBox

    SnatchBox Boxing Full Member

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    Hey guys serious question I missed it, did Wilder send hookers to Arreola??? haha wtf happened there?
     
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  11. Lady Girl

    Lady Girl Kneel Before Zod! Full Member

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    pure comedy

    ha

    This content is protected
     
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  12. thesmokingm

    thesmokingm Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    He looks like the black inspector gadget tehre.
     
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  13. rhin0z>

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    1. has the resume of a 6th grade bully. (bronzebiath & cripledgstring)
     
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  14. Zakman

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    The primary reason to dislike Wilder is the CON GAME he and his management are perpetrating on the boxing public. Building up a phony record against tomato cans who CHRIS BYRD could've KOd, and then fighting no hoper after no hoper once he got an undeserved title shot.
     
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  15. Max Thunder

    Max Thunder Proud member of the Cult of Vikings Full Member

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    Tony: If you want to unify why you talking to me?
    Deontay: Why would I...but you calling me?
    Tony: I ain't calling you.
    Deontay: You said something about me first.
    Tony: No I didn't, I said I don't need no squad and then all the bums horde around here.
    Deontay: Nice to meet you.
    Tony: Glad to meet you too. I love it.

    It was all just a misunderstanding.
     
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