1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by Adaptation, Apr 3, 2008.


  1. Adaptation

    Adaptation Well-Known Member Full Member

    1,563
    1
    Feb 21, 2008
    I haven't seen any thread like this, so i thought i might start one cause they are always funny to have.

    Quite simple, just tell signs that your too much in boxing. You can post more then once and more then one at the time, just make sure you number them correctly. Ima start with the first 5

    You know your too much in boxing when:

    1)Your a teacher in a math class, and your students don't understand the new ''10 points'' grading system. He also dosen't get how he ''failed the exam by unanimous decision''

    2)When asked to describe the 2007 New England Patriots, you say ''their style was impetuous, their defense was impregnable.''

    3)Your girlfriend is dressed in lingerie for your birthday and tells you she has a surprise for you waiting in the bedroom, to which you answer ''Lets get ready to RUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE.''

    4)Vegas is synonymous with big boxing match and not the Casino's.

    5)You don't get that Micheal Buffer wasen't picked for America's got Talent.

    Carry on ESB!
     
  2. sues2nd

    sues2nd Fading into Bolivian... Full Member

    9,760
    8
    Aug 7, 2004
    7) You watch fights on the spanish channels....yet you do not speak a WORD of spanish.
     
  3. klion22

    klion22 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

    22,757
    335
    Aug 4, 2007
    8) Watch the Hopkins/Taylor fights about 10 times. :nut
     
  4. PacDbest

    PacDbest Boxing Addict Full Member

    7,181
    1
    May 7, 2006
    9. you buy your kids Gloves & punching bag rather than Legos.
     
  5. PacDbest

    PacDbest Boxing Addict Full Member

    7,181
    1
    May 7, 2006
    10. You watch boxing in youtube rather than stuff in the porno site.
     
  6. punch13

    punch13 Well-Known Member Full Member

    2,523
    0
    Jan 14, 2007
    There's no such thing :)
     
  7. kg0208

    kg0208 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

    16,031
    6
    Aug 8, 2005
    :hey:good
     
  8. sues2nd

    sues2nd Fading into Bolivian... Full Member

    9,760
    8
    Aug 7, 2004
    :lol:

    Damn right....:thumbsup
     
  9. tays001

    tays001 ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

    15,124
    7
    Mar 6, 2006
    1)your on here while working .

    2)your helping a client while reading a thread then responding



    i am doing both at this moment
     
  10. tays001

    tays001 ESB ELITE SQUAD Full Member

    15,124
    7
    Mar 6, 2006
    you got cable and satalite to watch all the boxing you can . you even call the satalite company to see if you can get setna to view uk fights but resort to bbc sports.
     
  11. Bslice

    Bslice Boxing Addict Full Member

    4,044
    4
    Sep 11, 2007
    Everywhere you walk you make sure that the front toe of your left foot doesn't cross the imaginary line created by the heel of your right foot so as to maintain a proper boxing stance (right handed of course)
     
  12. Chileno606

    Chileno606 Gentleman & Scholar Full Member

    1,587
    1
    Mar 25, 2007
    You know your too into boxing when:

    1) You follow boxers' careers and become emotionally invested in some of their fights.

    2) You shiver in anticipation on the night of a great fight
     
  13. Adaptation

    Adaptation Well-Known Member Full Member

    1,563
    1
    Feb 21, 2008
    Even as the creator of this thread, i second that.

    I second that too.
     
  14. klion22

    klion22 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

    22,757
    335
    Aug 4, 2007
    Are any of you hooked on HBO's Countdown shows? I like watching them over and over again. Anyone know when they started doing these countdown shows before big fights?
     
  15. Antwuan Maxx

    Antwuan Maxx Boxing Junkie Full Member

    13,248
    2
    Apr 23, 2006
    De La Hoya-Mayorga.