1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

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  1. BeReal

    BeReal Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Whenever someone asks you a question, you instinctively reply: "Why does Bill Gates keep making them ****ing computers, huh"?
     
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  2. Heavyrighthand

    Heavyrighthand Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    When your eye is even slightly swollen, for whatever reason, you insist that someone lay it open with a razor blade, as you plead, CUT ME, MICK!. LOL
     
    Heavyrighthand, Apr 7, 2008
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  3. Johnnyblaze

    Johnnyblaze Active Member Full Member

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    When two people are discussing a fighter that you have no idea who he is, you go and find out as much as possible just to be able to get in on the coversation!!!! I'm guilty of that.
     
    Johnnyblaze, Apr 7, 2008
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  4. Johnnyblaze

    Johnnyblaze Active Member Full Member

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    I skipped my friends bachelor party to watch RJJ/Tarver 3 and didn't regret it!!!
     
    Johnnyblaze, Apr 7, 2008
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  5. samita

    samita El Temible Full Member

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    ROFL thats so true man
     
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  6. The Chameleon Boxer

    The Chameleon Boxer Hot Prospect Full Member

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    So true!!
     
    The Chameleon Boxer, Apr 7, 2008
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  7. mightyd40

    mightyd40 Spartan Full Member

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    yea man...i thought i was the only dumb ass to do that :lol: :lol:
     
    mightyd40, Apr 7, 2008
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  8. Johnnyblaze

    Johnnyblaze Active Member Full Member

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    if your woman wants time alone with you, she hides your boxing dvd's and mags!!!!!
     
    Johnnyblaze, Apr 7, 2008
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  9. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    HAHAHA THAT IS SO TRUE! I asked my bro how much he weighed. he told me 170 and i told him if he bulks up 5 pounds he will be ready to take on Hopkins hahaha
     
    evalistinho, Apr 7, 2008
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  10. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    You plan your favorite boxers career in your head on who he should fight and when to move up.

    You made your girlfriend a bigger fan than you even though when you met her she didnt know what a jab was or who Mayweather was. (YES it happened to me)

    You throw the people talking during a fight out of the house.

    Your hands shake when finally the main event of a fight you were anticipating begins. (It happened with Mayweather-Hatton)

    Whenever your at the butcher shop or the meat section at the grocery you wanna throw combinations at the raw meat. (guilty of this)

    You throw a fake body punch to say hello when you havent seen someone in a while
     
    evalistinho, Apr 7, 2008
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  11. Johnnyblaze

    Johnnyblaze Active Member Full Member

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    that happened to me too before the first bell. my heart was pounding!!!! my buddy just sat and screamed "floyd get off the ropes!!!!" for the first 5 rounds like floyd could hear him!!!!
     
    Johnnyblaze, Apr 7, 2008
    Johnnyblaze, Apr 7, 2008
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  12. MSTR

    MSTR More Speed Than Roy!!!!! Full Member

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    You masturbate to a Mike Tyson highlight reel (purely hypothetical)
     
    MSTR, Apr 7, 2008
    MSTR, Apr 7, 2008
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  13. evalistinho

    evalistinho Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    This one always happens to me. when i hear the national anthem i feel im getting ready to fight in the main event.
     
    evalistinho, Apr 7, 2008
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  14. Adaptation

    Adaptation Well-Known Member Full Member

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    When you jog, you run around with your guard up(guilty here)

    When your friend hurts himself by falling off his skateboard or hits his foot on a tableleg, instead of saying ''are you ok'', you go ''HE'S HURT!!''

    You have become a master at handling cuts of any kind.

    Anytime someone asks you a question where the answer is from 1 to 10, you answer real loud and show the number with your fingers like a boxing ref.

    Coming back from a date, you tell your friend how it went:

    ''I started off examing her footwork and movement and it was quite elegant. She played a safe style, and i took a risk by leaving myself open for a body shot by asking her how old she was. Fortunetly she didn't counter, and i was able to carry on. I was only able to win by split decision, so we will have a rematch by meeting in the same restaurant in a week. Too bad cause i was aiming for KO(bring her home).''
     
    Adaptation, Apr 7, 2008
    Adaptation, Apr 7, 2008
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  15. Drofrah

    Drofrah Active Member Full Member

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    :happy
     
    Drofrah, Apr 8, 2008
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