1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

When the hilight of your vegas trip was meeting Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Mike Tyson at the strip club on the same night, and years later you still love telling the story of how you met them :yep

 

When your contry puts it's dreams and hopes into one boxing match or fighter. Example Tito, Pacquiao, Julio Cesar Chavez, etc, etc, etc.

 

If you do any of them for three months you get great results.

 

You have to take a **** very bad, and dont want to miss a second of the fight, you **** in the nearest cup you can find.

 

when you get home after a LONG night of drinking and the first thing on your mind isn't food or sleep; its to instantly put in a boxing dvd to analyze completely wasted

 

ive never done this, but ive cut my **** short because I knew I was almost going over the 60 seconds in between rounds

 

I pissed in a cup once and in a few beer bottles before, the one time I had a little spill and didnt bother cleaning it up until the fight was over.:yep I live for Boxing, I cant be bothered during a Wlad or Peter fight.

 

When you start calling your paycheck your purse.

 

When you try and steer just about any conversation toward boxing :rofl

 

When you're up 3.30 am arguing the merits of two old men (Calzaghe, Hopkins) when in reality they're total strangers to you.

 

When you miss the birth of your first child for De La Hoya/Mayweather.

 

End of ****ing thread atsch

 

I gave up sex with a girl just to see the Brock/Wlad fight in Nov of 06, I never miss a Wlad fight, my dream is to see him get brutally knocked out again.

 

when you see numbers and instantly convert them to boxing divisions.

154 hmm light middle

 

I started to sign today's date on a form at work "April 19", because I was thinking about the Hopkins vs. Calzaghe fight.