Most people are shocked when they see a fist fight, I just yell "jab, damned, jab! circle to your right!" :hey
First of all, this is an epic thread. My addition is When you leave your senior prom early to go watch Gatti-Ward 1...and it was the very best decision you ever made!!!!!!
lol, had to add another...When you are watching Hopkins vs. Allen 4 and one of your best friends is puking on your floor and all you can think of is I'll get to it later it isn't that bad.