1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

you know your into boxing when you slap box and start doing the cris byrd stupid facial expressions , or roy jones cockfighting moves
2. you know harold lettermans "rules of the bout word for word followed by "Jim!"

3. if you get in fights with your girlfriend cuz every saterday she tells you it seems boxing comes first than her.

4. IF you and your family do a count down fora big fight like ..."10 more days"... til its finally ...."1 more day!"


5. IF family birthday parties include a big screen outside for boxing fights.

6. When you "infight" with everybody who walks by you at home including your sisters

7. When cried when you heard about Chico dying

 

When your girl tries to knee you in your balls off and you tell her thats gonna be a point deduction.

 

when everytime you hear the word weather and you think mayweather.

 

when everytime you see a punching bag you think "Arturo Gatti"

 

When your favorite rappers are PBF & RJJ

 

Your on a ****in roll.

 

YOU started punching people with no reason.

 

lol. whenever you see someone bite someone you think Mike Tyson.:rofl

 

When you refuse to fight someone unless they put up some money.

 

Whenever you hear a bell, you jump up cause you think its the beginning of the next round.

 

When you're holding your lady, you dont call it holding, you call it clinching.

 

You find yourself stuttering on purpose because your favorite fighter stutters.

 

When someone talks trash you want to lowblow them.

 

You spend most of your free time on ESB & watching fights on youtube.

 

Whenever you and your girls heads touch, you think about taking a point away.