1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

When you are taking a bad **** you think about rounds of the year to eze the pain.

 

Your favorite game is Fight Night Round 3.

 

Whenever you bleed, you yell "get the cut man"

 

During sex you want analysis done by Larry Merchant, Jim Lampley, and Emmanuel Stewart.

 

Then get interviewed right after.

 

I do it where ever even if there are tons of people around. If I'm standing around somewhere waiting for something I'll shadow box the wall.

 

You want to punch girls tits as punching bags.

 

During street fights you want to be the ref. and cutman.

 

Whenever your girl insists on constantly hugging you, you tell her to stop acting like hopkins and ruiz.

 

When you think of people with certain nuts in their mouth you think Jim Lampley with his bias views during fights.

 

I can't tell you how many girls have felt my straight right to the tit.

 

When you talk then pause for ten seconds then continue to talk you were doing a Merchant impression.

 

LOL

 

When you see an old drunk guy you think about Larry Merchant.

 

When you get hit in a street fight you smile right away and hit him back doing an Margarito impression.