1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

When you take a **** and you think it looks like Harold Lederman.

 

I am out for now. I am gonna come back later. PEACE.

 

When you drop a metal tray and as soon as the ringing sounds starts you instinctively shout 'seconds out'.

That happens...

 

when you think you can give any boxer hell for 2 rounds

 

WTF!

 

When you go to the doctors and he asks you whats wrong with you, and you reply with, I BROKE MY BACK!

and when your at home and your just chilling you do michael buffer impersinations, my favourites are,

Lets get ready to rumble
et de le sonte tijuana mexico - eric el terrible morrales
the baby faced assasin - marco antonio barrera
the golden boy - oscar de la hoya
the tijuana tornado - Antonio 'TONI Margarito

 

When the 5 year old kid next door falls off his bike and your Mrs gets to the little **** ant first because you were too busy starting the count .

 

"I think i would give alot of guys trouble for a round or two"

 

your the reason i said that...:yep

 

when you turn to esb while waiting for the porn to fully load

 

when you work at a place with 20 computeres and as soon as you type the letter E... eastsideboxig.com comes up on every single one.

 

When you're boss has begged you time after time to stop visiting "that boxing website", but you don't listen.

 

When you say ud have a chance agaisnt a ****ing big meat head nicknamed "the chin" because no matter how huge he is he looks chinny, and get pissed off when people don't get what you mean.

 

Instead of putting your son on timeout, you tell him to go to the corner