1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

Some punk pushes you on the street and you say: "alraight mother-****er, you in some deep **** now. I'm gonna go Ivan Calderon on your ass"

Then you move around in continuous circles and throw jabs at him for 50 or 60 minutes, before he gets fed up and pisses off with his mates.

 

when someone asks a simple question about boxing fight or anything, you try to explain the p4p list, and then get pissed of when they dont pay much attention

 

you join a boxing discussion board and have about 4000 posts 2 month later.

 

When you get punched in the dick you scream ****in Trinidad out loud.

 

When someone tells someone else they should consider retiring, you think of Hopkins

 

Play Fight Night all day and all night.

 

When you hold off on going to your girls house cause you'd rather post a few more times on this site.

(what im currently doing)

 

:rofl :rofl:rofl

 

when you feel that this post should never die and you keep brining it buck up to make sure it dosen't

 

you get your girlfriend to pull you off while she is wearing boxing gloves

 

It happens:rofl

 

you know your too into boxing when you start laughing and getting mad at guys form,stance and punch delivery while hitting the heavybag or fighting in movies hence...patrick swayze in roadhouse when he is hitting the heavybag, Neverback down the movie, all the rocky movies... and the list goes on.


And everyone gets mad at you for pointing it out and they tell "just watch the movie!"

 

When you're from England yet you know which American channels show boxing and who the commentators are for each channel.

 

You have renamed the Chicken Dance....... The Zab Judah