1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

You buy your fiancee boxing gloves for valentines day even though she has never boxed. Oh and by the way 'No' she wasn't happy.

 

Thats actually wrong, Tito lost to Oscar in embarrassing fashion.


But anyways, great thread.

 

- when you ride elephants into cartilage

- when your son want's to learn how to box and you tell him it's ludicrous for mortals to even attempt to enter your realm

 

when you use boxing matches to remember what date it is. Using that saturday as a starting point.

 

:rofl:rofl thunder box was the ****! had the hottest bitches as well :yep

 

- You know the Philippines national anthem better than your own homeland.

- When you ask your brother how much he weighs, the first thing you think of is "if he lost 2kg he could make super middleweight".

- You plan your schedule around the big fights throughout the year.

- You cancel a hot date because it was on the same night as fight night.

- 90% of your browser favorites are boxing sites.

- You have watched the HBO, Sky and Top Rank versions of Pacquiao-Cotto and Pacquiao-Hatton about 10 times each.

 

When right after you punch someone messing around you say "uhhhh nothing personal just doing my job."

 

- When you consider the reigning #1 P4P fighter as **** and RECOGNIZE Edwin Valero as the truth and future of boxing. :deal

Ask Nallege aka Jeff M about it. :yep

 

these ones.

 

Checkin different sites for MORE NEWS ON UPCOMING FIGHTS 3-4 TIMES A DAY

 

when you're walking down the street and you start punching posts and bushes and shadow boxing just for the hell of it

 

When you walk into work, you have an entourage, music in the background, robe and your game face on.

You canceled a date to watch Boxeo Telemundo on friday night.

Crying yourself to sleep after watching your favorite fight get beat....and then being in a pissy/depressed mode for a good couple of weeks.

When somebody is comparing one thing to another, the first person that pops in your head is Teddy Atlas.

If somebody says he is the worse at what I does I immediately reply "Oh, he is the Buddy McGirt of Boxing,"

If somebody is having a bad day I tell them to "Double the ****ing jab. You gotta use the ****ing jab,"

 

when you're people watching and wondering how good their chin is

 

You feel very aggravated when you talk to people who have absolutely no idea who Duran, Whitaker and SRR are.

 

This is so me.