1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

you ask your fiancee if you can walk down the aisle in a robe with eye of the tiger playing, and your best men and groomsmen holding buckets, water, and vaseline.

 

Everytime you have a water bottle in your hand you pretend you're Yoel Judah.

 

:rofl

Damn!

December 5th - A saturday.

And I also know that March 13th, April 10th, April 17th, and May 1st are all Saturdays. And I look really really smart if someone happens to ask me what day of the week something like April 12th is on. Monday fool!

 

you shadowbox with you re puppy dog.....whom youve named Oscar.

 

when you watch fights, you keep score....at the pub

 

when you take pictures, you always have your index finger up and the other hand is a fist.

 

you check threads every 15 minutes......just in case someones updated posts.

 

thumbsup

 

:yep

The other day someone asked me what day was Tuesday, I told him 'Its the 26th' simply because I was waiting for the tights on the 23rd.

 

I'm always doing that when I'm out places.

 

This kills me. I crank the volume over top of conversations and people will stare at me angrily.

 

I do this all the time, not just before a big fight. She gets irritated and tells me to hug her, not fight her.

 

when you approach a big project at work like a fighter approaches a big fight. and think of it as training camp. then on the day the project is due you think it's like fight night.

 

When I get into an argument with a friend of mine I say "We play Basketball together!"

When somebody says they are on a diet I reply "I agree with a little effort I think you can get down to Featherweight limit,"

 

when your people ask you to volunteer your services you say, "if it don't make dollars, it don't make sense."
when you are going up some stairs and you imagine that they are ring steps.
when your in school think of getting academic degrees is like moving up in weight classes.
when you think larry merchant would make a cool grandfather.
when you are willing to listen to pacquiao sing an entire song.