1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

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  1. SJS19

    SJS19 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    When I go to the bathroom between fights, I shadow box in the mirror. :-(
     
    SJS19, Nov 3, 2011
    SJS19, Nov 3, 2011
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  2. Imperial1

    Imperial1 VIP Member Full Member

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    When you list former sparring partners as job refrences !
     
    Imperial1, Nov 3, 2011
    Imperial1, Nov 3, 2011
    #707
  3. Daddy

    Daddy Active Member Full Member

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    My wife ponders this very statement everytime I'm watching boxing on HBO Latino ;)
     
    Daddy, Nov 3, 2011
    Daddy, Nov 3, 2011
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  4. Samurai's Slice

    Samurai's Slice ESB Legend Full Member

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    Damn!
     
    Samurai's Slice, Nov 3, 2011
    Samurai's Slice, Nov 3, 2011
    #709
  5. Bogotazo

    Bogotazo Amateur Full Member

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    I was once drunkenly trying to diffuse a physical confrontation with this drunk ***** in a cab from downtown, and I referred to him as a tomato can. I don't think he got it.
     
    Bogotazo, Nov 3, 2011
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  6. SonOfCuba

    SonOfCuba Well-Known Member Full Member

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    its been to long, lets bring it back.
     
    SonOfCuba, Jan 20, 2013
    SonOfCuba, Jan 20, 2013
    #711
  7. Doc

    Doc Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Shadow Boxing constantly while in front of a mirror.
     
    Doc, Jan 20, 2013
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  8. TheHitman81

    TheHitman81 Road Warrior Full Member

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    When dealing with an underperforming employee you give them the example of your position as a referee and say" you gotta show me something or I'm gonna have to stop the fight"
     
    TheHitman81, Jan 20, 2013
    TheHitman81, Jan 20, 2013
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  9. TheHitman81

    TheHitman81 Road Warrior Full Member

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    When you use a famous boxer from someone's country to find common grounds and make conversation in social gatherings. Like I met this chick from Nicaragua at a bar and I was telling her about mayorga but she had no clue who he was
     
    TheHitman81, Jan 20, 2013
    TheHitman81, Jan 20, 2013
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  10. BoneCollecter

    BoneCollecter Warrior Poet Full Member

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    1)You've rewatched calzaghe vs hopkins. Period.
     
    BoneCollecter, Jan 20, 2013
    BoneCollecter, Jan 20, 2013
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  11. stratman03

    stratman03 Member Full Member

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    When you turn down a date because Saturday nights are ONLY for watching fights.
     
    stratman03, Jan 20, 2013
    stratman03, Jan 20, 2013
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  12. I1T2BOX

    I1T2BOX Boxing Addict Full Member

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    You've penalized your wife for hugging too much...
     
    I1T2BOX, Jan 20, 2013
    I1T2BOX, Jan 20, 2013
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  13. stratman03

    stratman03 Member Full Member

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    I've done this... nobody ever knows the fighters and I'm somehow suprised every single time. haha
     
    stratman03, Jan 20, 2013
    stratman03, Jan 20, 2013
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  14. Cableaddict

    Cableaddict Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    I'll go you one better:

    You listen to fights on Mexican radio ....yet you do not speak a word of spanish.

    :cool:
     
    Cableaddict, Jan 20, 2013
    Cableaddict, Jan 20, 2013
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  15. MichiganWarrior

    MichiganWarrior Still Slick! Still Black! Full Member

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    :rofl I've actually solved this problem a few times. You invite her over for dinner and a movie, flip through the channels "oh boxing" let me watch this one fight and then ill turn on the movie "ok hunny"

    Hour later shes passed out. Then you make your move
     
    MichiganWarrior, Jan 20, 2013
    MichiganWarrior, Jan 20, 2013
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