1001 Signs that your too much in boxing

When you are at work and someone accidentally hits you in the head with a long 2X4 and you don't get upset because you get satisfaction in knowing you can take a good shot.

 

Giving someone a count when they accidentally fall over. Especially in a club and ask if they're ready to continue

 

Your GF's knowledge of world geography is lacking and much of it comes from what iv told her about boxers. I'll usually use that oppertunity to go into actual history of the country or part of the world, combinding my two favourite subjects and trying to make her a little more informed.

A conversation about Campillo/Kovalev turned into a talk about the Moors and the Spanish civil war. :good

I swear iv had 4 GF's who have all done this. My last GF and current one both got 5 minute explainations on the differences the first time they made that error and learned very quickly, or at least learned that it annoyed me alot. My current one will still occasionally call it wrestling as a joke when trying to annoy me....and it still does.

lol all the random papers lying around have scorecards on the backs of them and my girl always asks if its okay to throw them out before she does, shes so thoughtful.

 

You force your friends to watch old HBO 24/7s and Countdowns with you.

 

What a coincidence. That's exactly what I think everytime someone hits ME in the head with a 2X4 !

 

When someone fails in a semster/quarter, I get to call that guy knockdowned.

When someone fails in the finals, I sometimes call in it a knockout.

When you're unfinished with your class projects or when you've been given a grade 'INC', I sometimes get to call it a controversial decision

 

I love John Ruiz, in a non-gay way. Sometimes when I am making love to my wife, while she's asleep obviously, I pretend I am John Ruiz and there is a lot of hugging and strange movements going on, you know, I just think my wife deserves the best, and John Ruiz is the best.

 

Your chatting to a girl and you cut the call short because boxing is starting. I've done that a few times!

 

Play fighting with your dog and commending yourself on good head movement when you slip one of his lunges and counter him to the body

 

When you've seen HBO 24 7 Mayweather Hatton over 10 times!

When your watching british prizefighter over anything else on tv despite it being the furthest thing from the sweet science imagineable!

 

You know your too much into boxing when you say ydksab as a word and wonder why nobody understands you.
You know your too much into boxing when you know your entrance music, short and robe colour.... without planning on fighting.
You know your too much into boxing when you get into an arguement with someone and say "if i was 50 years younger i would kick your ass" even though im 23

 

Actually, my co-worker asked me last week where her liver was, so I took a second, extended my left hand out (like a body-shot) out to her right rib cage and said..."right here".

Also, I've actually woken myself up because my arms were punching air. Not in a violent way thankfully, but enough to wake me up.